lerk
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Till they've looked at your motor with a view to nicking it and bring their own! :doh:
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Till they've looked at your motor with a view to nicking it and bring their own! :doh:
You just turn them off when in high foot traffic areas and turn them on whilst at home at night etc just press one button on your remote
V8jon
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My neighbour had one of those but it kept going off cos his cat would sleep on the bonnet and set it off. When he found this out he turned the alarm off on a night, two days later the car got knicked never to be seen again! I personaly would have just strangled the cat!!
Lol bloody hell i would have killed it, as i say never had any problems with mine had cats birds etc on it.
The boss can only fit the wheel that you are using no other one will fit them had a couple on different vehicles ive had in the past
Landie_Man
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take out the floor pan and rest the rubber mat over it (series and defenders), not fatal, just a twisted ankle.
matty_daak
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make a life size cardboard cutout of your landy, place it where you usually park yours and park the real thing hidden under the nearest large hedge... sorted! ..ish.. 
Ryder
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Someone's been watching blazing saddles again!make a life size cardboard cutout of your landy, place it where you usually park yours and park the real thing hidden under the nearest large hedge... sorted! ..ish..
BigYellow
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Make a device that cuts the theifs F!*@ing legs off - they came to immobilise you and then, ironically, you immobilised them...............feel free to add any legal advice!
Ryder
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I hfail to see how cutting their legs off... AND giving them legal advice will help. Surely one or the other would be a more sensible approach!
Ryder
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To add to this clearly lovely thread
Mace spray made from washer jets hidden in the sunshades and a washer pump on ignition I for the driver and passenger with a detachable canister so there is no chance of firing while the real owner is at the wheel.
WOW! hook that up so it can be triggered by mobile phone or from my wondrous trackinig system and we have a real goer!
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johnny curt 1
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does anyone know how to make liquid mace as im gonna try this
Why make it? you can buy it perfectly legally in the uk
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storm99
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Under no circumstances use bleach mixed with battery acid. This could injure someone attempting to steal your property.
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Should be pretty straightforward I reckon G-Man... might have toguard against wrong numbers though!
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I would never try this, i am sure it is illegal. It is just very unfortuanate that i keep an open bottle of bleach above a small vat of battery acid in the footwell of my landy. And even more unfortuanate that there is a mini pyro sat under that which explodes about 1 minute after a door being opened...
Incidently, that bottle of bleach does often fall over when the doors opened
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