Security Devices

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What security devices did you have fitted AT THE TIME YOUR LANDY WAS STOLEN?

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What about a ships fog horn tucked somewhere inside the car as an alarm. Thief will have to fall out of the cab and curl up in pain on the floor as 200 odd decibels blast out.
 
Ryder, what would Mr. Plod think about a metal gear knob with a glow plug on the end of it, stuffed inside the gear lever, with a pressure activated switch under the seat? Of course it would have a hidden isolater.
 
Landie_Man said:
Ryder, what would Mr. Plod think about a metal gear knob with a glow plug on the end of it, stuffed inside the gear lever, with a pressure activated switch under the seat? Of course it would have a hidden isolater.
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I have just checked.... the rules of causality or whatever the technical term is...still apply...

As far as I can see... when someone wants to stela your vehicle you are expected to hand it over and trust in their good nature to return it undamaged.:mad:
 
toxictoes said:
I seem to remember reading somewhere that a flask of Liquid ice poured over anti theft device applied then hit with a hammer would shattter the device
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Think you've been watching too many Terminator movies :doh:


Yes a flask of Liquid Nitrogen. trickled slowly over a piece of steel "Might eventually lower the temperature of the steel, to the point that it becomes so brittle. A sharp blow with an hammer would break it. But I doubt that chucking the flask at a disclock and hitting it would do very much at all :rolleyes:
 
redhand said:
Think you've been watching too many Terminator movies :doh:


Yes a flask of Liquid Nitrogen. trickled slowly over a piece of steel "Might eventually lower the temperature of the steel, to the point that it becomes so brittle. A sharp blow with an hammer would break it. But I doubt that chucking the flask at a disclock and hitting it would do very much at all :rolleyes:
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What about if it crawled into a HUGE press after you an you can just reach the on button and it gets squished and crushed and mashed......and....and...:5bwilly_nilly:
 
blue beasty said:
What about if it crawled into a HUGE press after you an you can just reach the on button and it gets squished and crushed and mashed......and....and...:5bwilly_nilly:
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Or we could coax it into the passenger seat of your landy and drive thru a carwash. The it'd short out and rust to death whilst sat in the deluge that ****ed in all over it.. :D :p
 
redhand said:
Or we could coax it into the passenger seat of your landy and drive thru a carwash. The it'd short out and rust to death whilst sat in the deluge that ****ed in all over it.. :D :p
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Just cause I int finished tweaking one or two extremely minor issues for me noo shower unit on me camper conversion.......:eek:
 
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