S*L*U*T*S NEWBIES trip to Salisbury plain

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Would mean wlking to nearest town and using bus train then bus, and I aint got any money. **** hitching a lift in the ****ing rain, and if I had any money to put diesel in the tank, there would be diesel in the tank?

Edmund Chumbawumba McWog runs 15 miles to get water for his village everymorning, but I aint him!
 
Gonna give us a fiver to put fuel IN said can then?

Seriously, my overdraughts (combined) have a total of 1.25 remaining, minimum fuel delivery is 2L
 
dont keep takin the **** - no-one told Nelly that landies are expensive to run and maintain.

its not sprising he cant afford to run 2 cars and a bike.
 
TheVengefulElephant said:
Would mean wlking to nearest town and using bus train then bus, and I aint got any money. **** hitching a lift in the ****ing rain, and if I had any money to put diesel in the tank, there would be diesel in the tank?

Edmund Chumbawumba McWog runs 15 miles to get water for his village everymorning, but I aint him!
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Ya don't get it do ya Flumps?? if ya int got fuel ya don't drive it. :frusty:

How much money has ya spent on Fags and booze this month???? I'll bet it's close to enough to have filled ya tank up. certainly enough to cover the cost of getting to work and back?? and ya were out playing it tuther night. Using fuel ya cud have used ta get to work and back.
 
My mum brought my booze and I got my fags for free. We went out playing and my mate put 20 quid in. What's left of what we used got me to work yesterday and today (and nearly ome) I haven't got another way to get to work, and if I don't go I'll lose my job, I knew I had enough to get there, and poss enough to get back. If I ran out on the way home, my parents would be able to bring me some and I wouldn't need to worry about buying it.. because they'd have to or I'd be stuck. I'm getting a lift in to college all week because I don't get paid til during the week.


Daft, bike is SORN nissan doesn't cost me anything to keep and does 50mpg..

Haven't had money from work for 3 weeks which is why I haven't got the money..

Why is this such a hullaballoo?
 
The Mad Hat Man said:
and the same goes fur boomer - i ant goin out in the rain to measure the fookers:(
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You have RAIN?
Down ere we calls it a 'bracing dampness in the air':p
30" overall diameter.

redhand said:
Says the boy wot ran outta fuel AGAIN
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ratty said:
Can anyone else remember a certain person who shall remain nameless wanting a V8 and telling us how he could afford to run it?:p :p :p
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(AGAIN) :p
 
ratty said:
Can anyone else remember a certain person who shall remain nameless wanting a V8 and telling us how he could afford to run it?:p :p :p
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Aye i have a vague recollection it were erm erm it's on the tip of my tongue!! :D but I can't quite pin it down ahm sure it'll come to me though :hysterically_laughi
 
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