Right.... Mr G5ive or whatever you're called.......
Here's a genuine, no bs proposal for you.....
If you want to send me a PM with your Paypal email address, I will send you the £85 that you currently feel you've been done for. Afraid you've got to stand any paypal fees on that. I'm not feeling THAT generous. I'll send this money over latest Monday morning and post on here that I've done it and you can post you've received it.
When (not if, and there's no timescale on this) Greeni sends you the Tuning box, you will then do the following with the £85 you receive from me.
1) Publicly on this thread confirm receipt of the box and publicly apologise to Greeni (which to be fair, I think you've already noted you would do)
2) Send Greeni a further £25 by Paylpal as a contribution towards some more fishing tackle or the additional electricicty he'll spend on using his PC to read all your PM's and his thread.
3) The remaining £60 you split 3 ways and make a contribution to this forum and donate to Help for Heroes and Clic Sargent... both very worth causes and an appropriate reminder that there are more important things in life.
I've got no way of proving you'll do this and not just pocket the cash but I know you're good for it.
4) You confirm on this thread that you've done all this
So, as I see it, You can't lose, Greeni's got an incentive to sort it once he's back on line and a couple of charities benefit from all this bollox.
Only one that loses out is me. I drop a few quid, but I've saved that many times over by reading the info on this forum that the folks you've been slagging provide.
Will leave this offer open to you until midnight tomorrow Sunday.
And to the rest of you cheeky feckers..... No PM's or posts along lines of 'I just bought a Ferrari with me Clubcard points and Maranello won't send it to me... please send me £130 grand
Just for the record, I haven't got chuffing clue who Greeni is but in the spirit of the way this forum operates, I know he'll sort it eventually.
Over to you.... clock's ticking
Edit - just to be open about this, I've sent G 5ive a PM confirming offer is genuine. Let's see ...