Porkies replacement

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 12, 2007

Cum on folks - wot animal do yu think Minge should get as a replacement for the sorely missed

Porky?

Cat?
Dog?
Camel?
Spider?
Lets all get together and think of summat suitable.

Cat's Eyes · Jan 12, 2007

Shetland Pony? One of them would fit in the pub

Or how about a snake?

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 12, 2007

only if yu muck it out (the horse that...... no on second thoughts - either)

Cat's Eyes · Jan 12, 2007

Of course I'll muck it out!

I think a snake would be the best bet..........a Boa.......then if anyone got out of hand it could strangle them!!

slob · Jan 12, 2007

just so long as it int a sheep.. we dint wanna be trippin over yella's tongue everytime we wander over to the bar

Cat's Eyes · Jan 12, 2007

No definately no sheep!!

Take5 · Jan 12, 2007

Cat's Eyes said:
No definately no sheep!!

Anyone want to buy a pair of velcro gloves - one careful owner now surplus to requirements

Cat's Eyes · Jan 12, 2007

slob said:
just so long as it is a sheep.. I wanna be trippin over yella's tongue everytime I wander over to the bar

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 12, 2007

Yella - ya in!

slob · Jan 12, 2007

Cat's Eyes said:
he he look i've changed your post so its reads different to what you wrote. ha ha isn't that a funny thing to do. i'm clevva! me

how do you do that??? its amazing!!

Cat's Eyes · Jan 12, 2007

slob said:
I admit I changed flaps post.....

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slob · Jan 12, 2007

Cat's Eyes said:
I admit I changed flaps posts but only because she asked me to as she says her posts are all rubbish and need to be livened up a bit.

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Cat's Eyes · Jan 12, 2007

slob said:
Now I really am talking rubbish, flaps posts always make sence, it's mine that no one understands, I think it's my accent.

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slob · Jan 12, 2007

Cat's Eyes said:
.as a mark of respect on the sad occurence of the death of the word sense i will no longer be playing about wiff slobs posts.
sense is dead...long live sence...

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ming · Jan 13, 2007

Porky's is not deed. . .jist bin recuperating after avin 1/2lbs er buck shot removed from is arse. . . .he'll be back faster than ever. . . . .

yella · Jan 13, 2007

how about a chicken, then if we kick it up the arse it can fly away

GRUNT · Jan 13, 2007

If the mutt's not dead then it's gonna need replacement hind legs..I barbequed his last night.

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 13, 2007

have yu seen the Gaylander - doggy bits all over the place - nuffing survives both barrels of a 12 bore at 6 inches!

slob · Jan 13, 2007

how about this? if we shoot ming aswell then he wint need a replacment

The Mad Hat Man · Jan 13, 2007

interesting idea Slob - maybe a vote?

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