Landy zone the unfriendly forum

[110woman]

use the link i sent ya

but if I catch it, then I've got to get the cage and to get the cage I've got to get on the floor and get close to it , and what if I haven't got it and it decides to run out at that moment and then I've got to get rid of it- I can see two serious flaws to that plan straight off

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

but if I catch it, then I've got to get the cage and to get the cage I've got to get on the floor and get close to it , and what if I haven't got it and it decides to run out at that moment and then I've got to get rid of it- I can see two serious flaws to that plan straight off

no ya dont, ya silly bint - it is captured in the trap - yu take the trap ouside, open the end, put it down and watch the mouse run away. then yu pick up the trap fur next time .

 

[ratty]

no ya dont, ya silly bint - it is captured in the trap - yu take the trap ouside, open the end, put it down and watch the mouse run away. then yu pick up the trap fur next time .

I heard a rumour that the squiffels had got together with the mice in order to sort out the driver that recently muderised a squiffel.:behindsofa:

 

[johnny curt 1]

I heard a rumour that the squiffels had got together with the mice in order to sort out the driver that recently muderised a squiffel.:behindsofa:

yer know whats gonna happen next dont yer


cats with opposable thumbs :behindsofa:

 

[Thor1950]

no ya dont, ya silly bint - it is captured in the trap - yu take the trap ouside, open the end, put it down and watch the mouse run away. then yu pick up fur trapper next time .

 

[110woman]

I would like to comment on what an unfriendly thing it is to call some respectable woman a silly bint .

Would also like to say that reminding someone of their traumatic squirrel killing incident is the height of insensitivity and also very unfriendly .

So all in all I agree with the OP - you're not my friends anymore and I'm going to tell my mum you've been mean to me

 

[wiltshire landyman]

yer know whats gonna happen next dont yer


cats with opposable thumbs :behindsofa:

tis already happening m8 i saw part of a documentary on tv earlier about cats nicking milk

come to think of it was a bloody short documentary

 

[chunkymunky]

Oooh Chunks- I could abuse you now if you wish but I thought you were all into gentle lovemaking and all

I am all about the zen being a Jedi and all that

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

I would like to comment on what an unfriendly thing it is to call some respectable woman a silly bint .

Would also like to say that reminding someone of their traumatic squirrel killing incident is the height of insensitivity and also very unfriendly .

So all in all I agree with the OP - you're not my friends anymore and I'm going to tell my mum you've been mean to me

bugger! - no cake .

 

[Optimus Prime]

cats with opposable thumbs :behindsofa:

wunt that the cravendale advert I just saw on the tv ?

 

[wiltshire landyman]

I would like to comment on what an unfriendly thing it is to call some respectable woman a silly bint .

Would also like to say that reminding someone of their traumatic squirrel killing incident is the height of insensitivity and also very unfriendly .

So all in all I agree with the OP - you're not my friends anymore and I'm going to tell my mum you've been mean to me

do we still get cake:behindsofa:

 

[Optimus Prime]

no ya dont, ya silly bint - it is captured in the trap - yu take the trap ouside, open the end, put it down and watch the mouse run away. then yu pick up the trap fur next time .

no, you must take it some way away, they can find their way back to a known source of food (cake) quite easily.

couple of miles should do it.

 

[chunkymunky]

we never mock the afflicted :d

😂

 

[johnny curt 1]

I would like to comment on what an unfriendly thing it is to call some respectable woman a silly bint .

Would also like to say that reminding someone of their traumatic squirrel killing incident is the height of insensitivity and also very unfriendly .

So all in all I agree with the OP - you're not my friends anymore and I'm going to tell my mum you've been mean to me

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:clap2::clap2:

 

[ratty]

I would like to comment on what an unfriendly thing it is to call some respectable woman a silly bint .

Repectable woman? Where?:behindsofa:

Would also like to say that reminding someone of their traumatic squirrel killing incident is the height of insensitivity and also very unfriendly .

It weren't me reminding you..... it wuz the kung-fu mouse.

So all in all I agree with the OP - you're not my friends anymore and I'm going to tell my mum you've been mean to me

Any chance of baking a tomato soup cake while you're telling her?

 

[johnny curt 1]

best thing to get a mouse out of the house is go in the shed and get the lawn strimmer out

itll soon **** itself and vacate the premises and if it dunt it gets obliterated :violent::violent::violent:

 

[ratty]

best thing to get a mouse out of the house is go in the shed and get the lawn strimmer out

itll soon **** itself and vacate the premises and if it dunt it gets obliterated :violent::violent::violent:

But then she'd have the dilema of fighting with the spiders in order to overpower the mouse.

 

[suew]

Just give the cake to the mouse and put a half full bucket of water in the kitchen

Mouse eats cake, gets thirsty, falls in bucket, drowns

Simple

 

[johnny curt 1]

But then she'd have the dilema of fighting with the spiders in order to overpower the mouse.

not likeley spiders are too light to cope with the downdraught of the strimmer wire moving at warp speed

 

[ratty]

not likeley spiders are too light to cope with the downdraught of the strimmer wire moving at warp speed

The strimmer will be covered in spiders and that means 110W is gonna have to duff em over before she can fire it up though.