Landy zone the unfriendly forum

[OxonLandy]

You might need to wash that sand out of your vagina. .

hahahaha :hysterically_laughing:

I haven't heard that in years

 

[Orch]

There's some pretty dark corners on the internet, this however isn't one of them. I like the banter, makes me feel at home

 

[Grimmer]

There's some pretty dark corners on the internet, this however isn't one of them. I like the banter, makes me feel at home

Linky

 

[Orch]

:lol:

 

[*minty*]

i think the mouse is blocking the path to the cooker so its not looking gd:behindsofa:

:hysterically_laughi

 

[Soloby Rob]

a song by "ivor biggun" is more apt for the op i feel

Would that be I'm a w@nker by chance

 

[Troy81]

Its a brilliant site great people very knowledgable and funny friendly banter. Well if your going to ask silly questions expect to assume the position and take it :mooning:
cos one day you might need there help

 

[*minty*]

funny thread

 

[DiscoPol]

This is the must unfriendly forum I have been on with all the remarks I have been getting of late. ( posts in billy jean the Landy ) plus offering to help someone that was stuck tonight and I get a sh1tty reply.
I'm not been funny I don't mind a bit of banter but you lot take it to a new level.

I'm a member on about 6 forums

I do realise this thread has not yet been moved to the AG section so I will have to be happy with an open letter to the member in question :

Dear Andytits,

Please make haste in the direction feck off land and continue past "dont really give a sh1t avenue" when you reach "I'm a big soft puff Road" please stop look down to the left and there will be your place to stay. Hopefully it is a long way from here, this forum is indeed inhabited by rude,surly, aggressive nobbers but it is also one of the most helpful and close knit communities I have ever come across on the net.

It is a very simple procedure for those that do not like the place, simply log off and never log on again, I assure you you will not be missed, we already have our fair share of stroppy noobs, we dont really need one more.

Then again if you go elsewhere you will be denying yourself access to the greatest source of information on the Landy marque available outside of main stealers, and many times way outstripping main stealers limited knowledge TBH, not only will you lose the quick response time but also the incredible camaraderie that comes from driving and inevitably having to repair and recover your Land Rover.

I wish all the best in your hunt for a big girly hug online, there are many forums out there that would be happy to have you Im sure, sadly this is not one of them, so in summary, Please F*ck off and when you get there please F*ck off some more until you think you have F*cked off enough, then just for me, please do a little more F*cking off just to be sure.

Many kind regards and a big middle finger.

The Polish Contingent.

 

[Troy81]

I do realise this thread has not yet been moved to the AG section so I will have to be happy with an open letter to the member in question :

Dear Andytits,

Please make haste in the direction feck off land and continue past "dont really give a sh1t avenue" when you reach "I'm a big soft puff Road" please stop look down to the left and there will be your place to stay. Hopefully it is a long way from here, this forum is indeed inhabited by rude,surly, aggressive nobbers but it is also one of the most helpful and close knit communities I have ever come across on the net.

It is a very simple procedure for those that do not like the place, simply log off and never log on again, I assure you you will not be missed, we already have our fair share of stroppy noobs, we dont really need one more.

Then again if you go elsewhere you will be denying yourself access to the greatest source of information on the Landy marque available outside of main stealers, and many times way outstripping main stealers limited knowledge TBH, not only will you lose the quick response time but also the incredible camaraderie that comes from driving and inevitably having to repair and recover your Land Rover.

I wish all the best in your hunt for a big girly hug online, there are many forums out there that would be happy to have you Im sure, sadly this is not one of them, so in summary, Please F*ck off and when you get there please F*ck off some more until you think you have F*cked off enough, then just for me, please do a little more F*cking off just to be sure.

Many kind regards and a big middle finger.

The Polish Contingent.

:hysterically_laughi everyone's point made!

So I thank that's a bye and good day!

 

[110woman]

I do realise this thread has not yet been moved to the AG section so I will have to be happy with an open letter to the member in question :

Dear Andytits,

Please make haste in the direction feck off land and continue past "dont really give a sh1t avenue" when you reach "I'm a big soft puff Road" please stop look down to the left and there will be your place to stay. Hopefully it is a long way from here, this forum is indeed inhabited by rude,surly, aggressive nobbers but it is also one of the most helpful and close knit communities I have ever come across on the net.

It is a very simple procedure for those that do not like the place, simply log off and never log on again, I assure you you will not be missed, we already have our fair share of stroppy noobs, we dont really need one more.

Then again if you go elsewhere you will be denying yourself access to the greatest source of information on the Landy marque available outside of main stealers, and many times way outstripping main stealers limited knowledge TBH, not only will you lose the quick response time but also the incredible camaraderie that comes from driving and inevitably having to repair and recover your Land Rover.

I wish all the best in your hunt for a big girly hug online, there are many forums out there that would be happy to have you Im sure, sadly this is not one of them, so in summary, Please F*ck off and when you get there please F*ck off some more until you think you have F*cked off enough, then just for me, please do a little more F*cking off just to be sure.

Many kind regards and a big middle finger.


The Polish Contingent.

:hysterically_laughi

 

[Orch]

I do realise this thread has not yet been moved to the AG section so I will have to be happy with an open letter to the member in question :

Dear Andytits,

Please make haste in the direction feck off land and continue past "dont really give a sh1t avenue" when you reach "I'm a big soft puff Road" please stop look down to the left and there will be your place to stay. Hopefully it is a long way from here, this forum is indeed inhabited by rude,surly, aggressive nobbers but it is also one of the most helpful and close knit communities I have ever come across on the net.

It is a very simple procedure for those that do not like the place, simply log off and never log on again, I assure you you will not be missed, we already have our fair share of stroppy noobs, we dont really need one more.

Then again if you go elsewhere you will be denying yourself access to the greatest source of information on the Landy marque available outside of main stealers, and many times way outstripping main stealers limited knowledge TBH, not only will you lose the quick response time but also the incredible camaraderie that comes from driving and inevitably having to repair and recover your Land Rover.

I wish all the best in your hunt for a big girly hug online, there are many forums out there that would be happy to have you Im sure, sadly this is not one of them, so in summary, Please F*ck off and when you get there please F*ck off some more until you think you have F*cked off enough, then just for me, please do a little more F*cking off just to be sure.

Many kind regards and a big middle finger.

The Polish Contingent.

I know he's trying to say something, I just can't quite put my finger on what. :scratching_chin:

 

[wiltshire landyman]

Its a brilliant site great people very knowledgable and funny friendly banter. Well if your going to ask silly questions expect to assume the position and take it :mooning:
cos one day you might need there help

Exactly the forum exists purely based on those facts

 

[LandyRover23]

This is the must unfriendly forum I have been on with all the remarks I have been getting of late. ( posts in billy jean the Landy ) plus offering to help someone that was stuck tonight and I get a sh1tty reply.
I'm not been funny I don't mind a bit of banter but you lot take it to a new level.

I'm a member on about 6 forums

As a slightly newer member here is my 2 cents.

LZ is prob one of the better forums out there its not just constant anoraking there is banter and advice being dealt out. I have recieved loads of help from people on the forum and there have been a few bantery n00b comments all taken in jest.... to be truthful i saw the "s****y" comment that was left and was just a banter followed with link.... and also if i was in MHM shoes trying to sort out recovery in a panic quickly etc may have not really been thinking what he was typing. you also have to remember that things are really easily mis-construde when reading things in text..... so to summarise.....:your_wrong: and :welcome:

 

[vilguy]

+1 on what the noob above me said

 

[Orch]

Only just read the posts concerned, christ, what a girl.

 

[Soloby Rob]

Ere! torch1, yer only allowed to swear in anything goes mate.

 

[Orch]

Oh really? Sorry, my bad.

 

[Soloby Rob]

Only just read the posts concerned, christ, what a girl.

Ere! torch1, yer only allowed to swear in anything goes mate.

Oh really? Sorry, my bad.

That's beterer Yoe were right before you did the edit though, he really is a f/kin girl.

 

[Orch]

I speak to my missus worse than he's been spoken to here and she doesn't mind.









Most of the time.