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Yep, it's been cold but clear.
I would just like to say
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Jab one get one free?!
Hope you don't get a reeackshun!
Add one more and it'd be like the MMR, and your doc might get struck off, if he does research on you, and why you have gone dyzlex... dissleckit..... word blind!!!
Crossed fingas!!
Word blind
Says he that spells ph wiv f's,Cant be good at everything, grammar/words are probably my worst subject in school all I was interested in was....
PE, wood/metal work art & home economics as I fancied the teacher she gave me free stuff.
Now just realised this is where the free thing comes from
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and here is this morning's funny happening.
(Can only happen to me.)
I'm sitting at the brekfus table, daydreaming while eating and drinking, waiting while W gets herwself down and onto her brekker.
I had my left elbow on the table with a piece of toast folded in two with marmalade in it.
Suddenly I feel a coldish, sticky "gloop" hit my elbow inside my dressing gown sleeve.
Yep, you guessed it, a bit of marmalade had dropped out and down my arm. till it got trapped between my outer elbow and the material!
Yet again, something that has never happened to me before.
Yep, I know! "That'll teach you to put your elbows on the table!"
Yet more incentive, as if I needed it, to get the washing machine back up and running.
It works now but we have discovered it is rather stinky. Not something we are used to. We think it has happend because we leave it standing for 6 months every year. And our water is very hard, unlike the machine in Frogland where the water is soft.
In Frogland it was rthe dishwasher! But we've sussed that now and remedied it.
I've discovered the mucky area is the chute and area surrounding the detergent drawer. Who'd a thort it! So I'll be taking it apart to see if I can get it out and sort it.
Hey ho pass the screwdriver!
Have a good day folks!
Did yer granny suck eggs
Update on Berlingo I sorted for mate last week clutch cable and rear brakes...airbag light on will pass he says hasent turned red yet...it failed..I'll just remove airbag he says it will pass as the light wont show...doh it's on the fail cert they will check along with headlamps and steering rack gaiters...
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Ours broke down a couple of months ago it's 15yrs old and I've repaired it before...took the PCB into a warehouse run by 2 old Portugese ladies no part available but she gave me a number to phone...partners mother said buy a new machine I'll pay for it...contacted the guy who then repaired the PCB and also checked the door lock switch which was faulty cost was 30€ then back to the ladies and new lock 9.50€....sorted...
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I picked the misses up in town tonight, decided to go into spoons for a bite to eat as it was getting late, sat down for 2 mins
then the misses went up to order food. I looked at my phone & got a hand on my shoulder (a mate) burst into tears as I shook
his hand wtf is going on, I got a bit of a shock tbh. His wife has got terminal C. She has been clear for 6 years then found a lump
on her throat. Shes a doctor & theres nowt they can do for her.
Then on the way home I went to the shop & on the way out I bumped into another landy mate from along the road, he's
had a stroke & its affected his eye sight so not allowed to drive was saying he might have to sell his s3.
This is the 3rd person ive known in 3 days to be really ill.
then the misses went up to order food. I looked at my phone & got a hand on my shoulder (a mate) burst into tears as I shook
his hand wtf is going on, I got a bit of a shock tbh. His wife has got terminal C. She has been clear for 6 years then found a lump
on her throat. Shes a doctor & theres nowt they can do for her.
Then on the way home I went to the shop & on the way out I bumped into another landy mate from along the road, he's
had a stroke
& its affected his eye sight so not allowed to drive was saying he might have to sell his s3. This is the 3rd person ive known in 3 days to be really ill.
Just heard tonight the guy I'm restoring the S2 for who lives in the UK has been seriously ill and they've found an enlarged prostrate he's having tests on Friday...I picked the misses up in town tonight, decided to go into spoons for a bite to eat as it was getting late, sat down for 2 mins
then the misses went up to order food. I looked at my phone & got a hand on my shoulder (a mate) burst into tears as I shook
his hand wtf is going on, I got a bit of a shock tbh. His wife has got terminal C. She has been clear for 6 years then found a lump
on her throat. Shes a doctor & theres nowt they can do for her.
Then on the way home I went to the shop & on the way out I bumped into another landy mate from along the road, he's
had a stroke
This is the 3rd person ive known in 3 days to be really ill.
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I can spell perfectly in two languages, so when I do not it is on purpose.Word blind
Cant be good at everything, grammar/words are probably my worst subject in school all I was interested in was....
PE, wood/metal work art & home economics as I fancied the teacher she gave me free stuff.
Now just realised this is where the free thing comes from
But very boring!
So still hoping "Two jabs" @kevstar is still feeling OK.
And you must have made your feelings obvious to your teacher or else how would she know and why would she give you free stuff? Perhaps she just thought you needed "building up"!!!!!
You were a naughty little boy and she was a naughty little teacher!!!
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I have to admit I never saw her do that. But she may have!Did yer granny suck eggs
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But did you get the erstwhile mate of mine reference?Word blind
Cant be good at everything, grammar/words are probably my worst subject in school all I was interested in was....
PE, wood/metal work art & home economics as I fancied the teacher she gave me free stuff.
Now just realised this is where the free thing comes from
Ex-doctor Andy Wakefield who tried to argue that combining the Measles, Mumps and Rubella vaccinations into one could lead to autism? And then conned kiddies into giving him samples to try and prove it?
The Dyslexia reference was just a joke to do with my spelling, and yours! Which, incidentally, is perfectly fit for purpose.
Jeezo. If you have to explain a joke it makes it kind of pointless.
Now you've admitted to it, show us some of your art work, there's a dear!!!
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Love it!
Tried summat like that on our dishwasher in Frogland. Blokey charged me £40 to check out and replace the condenser on the PCB which the forums said was likely the problem, i.e. the water not heating. (Yes I did bring the PCB back home cos I couldn't find anyone locally). He gave me a handful of condensers having fitted a new one, tested the whole PCB, said there was nowt wrong with it for his initial charge. So it has to be the element. Which is sort of the thing the uninitiated might think first off.
Forums don't always know!We manage to use it by having lots of really hot water thanks to the solar panels and a hot feed to the machine.
But the washing machine just cost time!
My missus also tends to try the same thing on, plus threatening to "get a man in" if I can't find the time or the inclination do the latest bit of PITA DIY.
So I'm a bit jealous you have a local PCB mender!
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Mate. Poop. You poor bloke and obvs the poor blokes you have run into.I picked the misses up in town tonight, decided to go into spoons for a bite to eat as it was getting late, sat down for 2 mins
then the misses went up to order food. I looked at my phone & got a hand on my shoulder (a mate) burst into tears as I shook
his hand wtf is going on, I got a bit of a shock tbh. His wife has got terminal C. She has been clear for 6 years then found a lump
on her throat. Shes a doctor & theres nowt they can do for her.
Then on the way home I went to the shop & on the way out I bumped into another landy mate from along the road, he's
had a stroke
This is the 3rd person ive known in 3 days to be really ill.
Dunno what else to say. Except sympathies to all these poor folks.
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He does Landrover fuse boxes as well!!...Love it!
Tried summat like that on our dishwasher in Frogland. Blokey charged me £40 to check out and replace the condenser on the PCB which the forums said was likely the problem, i.e. the water not heating. (Yes I did bring the PCB back home cos I couldn't find anyone locally). He gave me a handful of condensers having fitted a new one, tested the whole PCB, said there was nowt wrong with it for his initial charge. So it has to be the element. Which is sort of the thing the uninitiated might think first off.
We manage to use it by having lots of really hot water thanks to the solar panels and a hot feed to the machine.
But the washing machine just cost time!
My missus also tends to try the same thing on, plus threatening to "get a man in" if I can't find the time or the inclination do the latest bit of PITA DIY.
So I'm a bit jealous you have a local PCB mender!
Thanks...just finished a patch job on a roof for a mate today 4 days turned in to 6 pita job...so bitter sweet news realy can hold off work on his Landy and sort stock for shop and work on own house for a few weeks...Oh dear, what a shame. Feel for him, and you.
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