And I bet they dont realise theyre grown in rich soil fertalised with good manure when they take Tarquin and Maisie along with there little sister Willow to the pick your own organic farm...
I would just like to say
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OK, got me there. Jenny the Milf?Whos' genny the mil
Don't know her I don't think!
Should I?
Would I like to?
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Better a Milf than a GilfOK, got me there. Jenny the Milf?
Don't know her I don't think!
Should I?
Would I like to?
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I love the story about a yank who went into a place and ordered a "coffee without cream", after a long wait a harrassed waiter came up to him and said "I'm sorry we don't have any cream, can it be without milk?"
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When I got separated at 33 years old, I found the landscape had changed as if Krakatoa had suddenly rememerged from the sea.
Wimmins were either 10 years younger than me, or the same age but either nutters or Milfs. Or worse, MIWNLTFs!!
Luckily ended up with one with grown up kids. Who wasn't too much of a nutter.
Baggage certainly is an issue the second time around!
When I worked for Intercity we had to say with or with out milk not black or white coffee and that was over 30 years ago..the prick will be along soon lol...we had one regular who was either Indian or Pakistani who ordered brown coffee..lol..I love the story about a yank who went into a place and ordered a "coffee without cream", after a long wait a harrassed waiter came up to him and said "I'm sorry we don't have any cream, can it be without milk?"
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Good morning folks, how is everyone.
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Fine, thanks. It is still very dark 'ere but 'they're' out and I'm back in mi pit wi' me cuppa.
Enjoy your day of rest, folks - it only comes round once a week.
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Morning, bright and clear here 
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Morning All.
Very cool today, jeans are back.
Have a lovely day.
Very cool today, jeans are back.
Have a lovely day.
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Good morning everyone.
Bit of a late start for me today.
Was up past my bedtime watching movies, so had a lay in.
Bit of a late start for me today.
Was up past my bedtime watching movies, so had a lay in.
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You stayed up past 7.30pmGood morning everyone.
Bit of a late start for me today.
Was up past my bedtime watching movies, so had a lay in.
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Have you seen they have brought teasmaids back?Fine, thanks. It is still very dark 'ere but 'they're' out and I'm back in mi pit wi' me cuppa.
Enjoy your day of rest, folks - it only comes round once a week.
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Ah don't be sad propman I'm barely awake at that time mist nights
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Have thought about that BUT I then discovered that it would not let the dogs out.
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OK, got me there. Jenny the Milf?
Don't know her I don't think!
Should I?
Would I like to?
Mil....... Mother in law
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Morning all got the day to myself, (soon) 
Bit showery but its brightening up.
Bit showery but its brightening up.
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Mornin
Lovely sunny morning
Off to try and sell the MGC to a punter this morning, Fixed the door handle yesterday so it's all good
Just putting a stew in the slow cooker first
Have a safe day all
Good luck hope it sells.
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