I would just like to say

Ironstrike said:

Yep, me too. I should have attended my invitation for a flu jab

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Mine int 'flu, I can still walk around ...

I've had 'flu, proper hands and knees debilitating shite of a virus ...

Gud mornin freelander gang. Eye beer wake wiv me eyes wide open. Tis cold ootside un the radio is talkin politics ergen. Me tree as lost more leaves over nite.

swisstoe said:

Get someone from up north to come down and fit it...

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And they won't travel dahn to the Smoke ....

Promise of a night on the town might sway them...

Morning all!
Great start to the day.
The house is freezing because the thermostat was in "frost protect" mode and it wasn't yet less than 5 degrees, and the cat had crapped on yesterday's newspaper on the work surface.
It can only get better really.

swisstoe said:

Promise of a night on the town might sway them...

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More than 50p a swing here lad ...

And the beer is egg pensive too ...

I'm at work now.
The heating is on here as well

Dippypud said:

More than 50p a swing here lad ...

And the beer is egg pensive too ...

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Could yer offer to split the difference between norf prices un darn saf? Gas fitter gets £400 more for travel ferra day and yous gets the same ase discount ont saffurn prices.

Hippo said:

Could yer offer to split the difference between norf prices un darn saf? Gas fitter gets £400 more for travel ferra day and yous gets the same ase discount ont saffurn prices.

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Am in neg ... negot ... bartering and arguing abaht it ....

Would help if you spoke with a northern accent...

swisstoe said:

Would help if you spoke with a northern accent...

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Wanna be my PA ?

I dont mind translating for you...

swisstoe said:

I dont mind translating for you...

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Does the sucking air through the teeth mean the same ?

Yes' universal is that...

Dippypud said:

If we lived in your part of the world it would cost half the price ...

As I don't, it's the thick end of nearly three grand ...

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I had a new boiler fitted when I lived in norf kent, by Swale Heating. Did a good job and was a very fair price. Not far from you I think, could be worth a fonecall. Their fridge magnet is still on me fridge - 01795 479876

I is pooped. Been choppin a hole through brickwork at dottirs house in preparation for fitting a noo ventilation fan. Got the outside skin bricks out (working off a ladder . Internal work next but will have to wait a couple days as I have got to plumb in me new washer tomorrow as I has run outa clean kit. Stoo n dumplings tonight (SWMBO has been busy in t' kiching). An a couple cans as I deserve them. .

Why does my jobs list keep getting longer? I is supposed to be re-tyred.

I am now leaving the warm office and going home.
Once at home, I will no doubt need to turn the central heating down a smidge and I'll then have a hot shower.

Shimsteriom said:

I am now leaving the warm office and going home.
Once at home, I will no doubt need to turn the central heating down a smidge and I'll then have a hot shower.

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Off you feck then

Shimsteriom said:

Once at home, I will no doubt need to turn the central heating down a smidge and I'll then have a hot shower.

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Me too. Just had a hot baff. And Dippy will be getting to know what its like inside a tratter in winter