I would just like to say

It be baycun sand wedge time.

Eye just founded out cadburys ero's av gottid double deckers int them They is called dinky decker. Eye beer fan of the double decker.

Eye bin thinkerin about poo gate. No one has spotted the obvious. Ah bin lookerin ut animul poo ont line. It dun't match any eye have seen so far. Someone above mentioned plums. After lookin ont web ah realised what eye thought were poo int really bin digestid. Its got the nuts int some of wot we fink is plums anorl. Am guessing it be not poo. Wotevea did it was sick. It came oot its mouth. Wot does yer fink?

Hippo said:

Eye bin thinkerin about poo gate. No one has spotted the obvious. Ah bin lookerin ut animul poo ont line. It dun't match any eye have seen so far. Someone above mentioned plums. After lookin ont web ah realised what eye thought were poo int really bin digestid. Its got the nuts int some of wot we fink is plums anorl. Am guessing it be not poo. Wotevea did it was sick. It came oot its mouth. Wot does yer fink?

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Could be, not unusual to see the odd vomit on the way back from the Fox & Badger

Lovely sunny autumn afternoon, jobs done an sittin inna garding wif a g n t, the wind in the trees, birdies twittrin..

An grown men effing jeffin, blinderin and see you nex toosdyin from the park while they try and get their fat asses roun the footie pitch

Turktowner said:

jobs done an sittin inna garding wif a g n t, the wind in the trees, birdies twittrin..

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Sounds like well earned relax before the start of the working week.

Didn’t get all wood stacked needs a couple more sessions me thinks, but enjoying a beer then off to start the steaks
Birds arguing outside to, yep door still open.

J

derwendolly said:

What time do you think this is? It's nearly afternoon!

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I must have been tired

Hippo said:

. Ah bin lookerin ut animul poo ont line. Wot does yer fink?

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I fink stamp collectorin mite be a more wufwile pastime?

Happi sundi nite pips, bak twit tmoro

Hippo said:

Wot does yer fink?

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I fink you need counselling and therapy .

Drove this piece of greatness to Yorkshire today...




Over 300mi combined there and back!!

0 leg room!



It had a working radio though!



One annoying feature was my knee knocking it from 5th into neutral whenever i hit a bump.



Twas not fun!!

Got it upto a blistering 65mph on the motorway, any faster than that and i think my spleen would of fallen out

Overall a fun day today!!

Henry_b said:

Overall a fun day today!!

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Aww, stop squinnying stretch, any normal size hobbit would've been fine wif it.

marjon said:

Birds arguing outside to, yep door still open.
J

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M has the chicas over?

Winter is on its way

Turktowner said:

M has the chicas over?

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Nope

The real live wildlife birds I am afraid

J

kermit_rr said:

Winter is on its way

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I reckon it's already arrived given the number of jumpers I'm wearing!

kermit_rr said:

Winter is on its way

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Soon be chrismus

kermit_rr said:

Winter is on its way

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Sunny today and still warm enough for short sleeves

Sorry

Getting chilly when sun goes though.

J

Time ferra nuvva poo date. One wood fink it be not this eggscitin. It be changin by the our. Terday eye found me meal worms gone un somefink as shat ut the back ov me bricks. Looks like pruns ergen but this time if be oot its bum.

Poo cam din't spot anyfink. Eye had ter turn down the sensitivity as it be kept triggerin randomly. So eye missed it poopin. Neighbour finks it beer fox. Eye were opin ferra edge ogg burrit it's poop be too big

Hippo said:

Soon be chrismus

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Stoppit y loonie!

Turktowner said:

Stoppit y loonie!

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Eye be the most senserbulist poster ont this fred.