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Incompetent people are the bane of society 
I would just like to say
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I thought you'd typed incontinentIncompetent people are the bane of society
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Soooooooooo wet here!!
Had to replace the injection pump, time it and bleed the fuel system + replacing all the Lines!
In the píssing rain on a Massey Ferguson 680 in the middle of butt **** nowhere.
reliable as a brick but man they rot like a tit bag full of shyte..
Had to drive it a good mile across the field back to the main farm out buildings when fixed as my Company Isuzu was buried up to the bumpers in the field.
and the cab was so rotten that the water/rain was ****ing in!!
Couldn't get the Isuzu out.
Now i'm covered in sħit and i'm wet through to the core, prolly got pneumonia and an assortment of other diseases.
Also got reamed out for covering the seats the steering wheel of the Isuzu in mud and sħit
Whoops!! LOL
Had to replace the injection pump, time it and bleed the fuel system + replacing all the Lines!
In the píssing rain on a Massey Ferguson 680 in the middle of butt **** nowhere.
reliable as a brick but man they rot like a tit bag full of shyte..
Had to drive it a good mile across the field back to the main farm out buildings when fixed as my Company Isuzu was buried up to the bumpers in the field.
and the cab was so rotten that the water/rain was ****ing in!!
Couldn't get the Isuzu out.
Now i'm covered in sħit and i'm wet through to the core, prolly got pneumonia and an assortment of other diseases.
Also got reamed out for covering the seats the steering wheel of the Isuzu in mud and sħit
Whoops!!
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Good evening from Lancashire.
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Nah, he's on the night shift ....
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Bad day at the orrafice?Soooooooooo wet here!!
Had to replace the injection pump, time it and bleed the fuel system + replacing all the Lines!
In the píssing rain on a Massey Ferguson 680 in the middle of butt **** nowhere.
reliable as a brick but man they rot like a tit bag full of shyte..
Had to drive it a good mile across the field back to the main farm out buildings when fixed as my Company Isuzu was buried up to the bumpers in the field.
and the cab was so rotten that the water/rain was ****ing in!!
Couldn't get the Isuzu out.
Now i'm covered in sħit and i'm wet through to the core, prolly got pneumonia and an assortment of other diseases.
Also got reamed out for covering the seats the steering wheel of the Isuzu in mud and sħit
Whoops!!
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Ha yes.
Bad day at the field more like
When you combine wet and mud + cold you get a grumpy H_B and TBF it was píssing down..
My boots were covered in crap my overalls which at that point i had ditched were sodden and also covered in sħit.
I jumped into the Pickup to get some well needed shelter, not noting the crap on my boots, which immediately covered the plush carpet, i mean FFS why have Bentley grade carpet in a Work truck FFS
And it was/is bad
I got out to finish the job, then got back in with crap on my trousers and shirt and hands! which finished the interior off lol
Then it sank!!
****er!!
jumped in the tractor and drove off, not giving 2 dicks!!
And the D max is still there lol
Prolly sunk to the mirrors now, the farmer/guy tried to drive it out but got the sħit on his clothes
Then the little **** decided to have a go at moi'
, upon subtly hinting of the lack of people around the how he could be used as a traction aid he shut the F up Wánker!!
Phew!!
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Look ont bright side. If it worra sunny day yer would av got sun burnt while swettin yer balls oft.Ha yes.
Bad day at the field more like
When you combine wet and mud + cold you get a grumpy H_B and TBF it was píssing down..
My boots were covered in crap my overalls which at that point i had ditched were sodden and also covered in sħit.
I jumped into the Pickup to get some well needed shelter, not noting the crap on my boots, which immediately covered the plush carpet, i mean FFS why have Bentley grade carpet in a Work truck FFS
And it was/is bad
I got out to finish the job, then got back in with crap on my trousers and shirt and hands! which finished the interior off lol
Then it sank!!
****er!!
jumped in the tractor and drove off, not giving 2 dicks!!
And the D max is still there lol
Prolly sunk to the mirrors now, the farmer/guy tried to drive it out but got the sħit on his clothes
Then the little **** decided to have a go at moi'
Wánker!!
Phew!!
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Good evening everyone.
Almost the weekend, hang in there.....
Almost the weekend, hang in there.....
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