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Stanleysteamer · Thursday at 14:00

Flipping Windows 11 keeps doing random things. Frinstance the screen size keeps changing and I cannot even slide it over to see stuff.

REALLY annoying.
Obvs something to do with how I move the finger across the touchpad.
Cannot remember how to shrink or increase the view in LZ, don't do it often.
Grr!

Edit, just worked this out.
Everyday at the mo is a schoolday!

Turktowner · Thursday at 14:14

landowner said:
I screwed half a sheet of A4 paper up and it wouldn't flush it away, took 3 flushes !

That would make quite a floater imo.

landowner · Thursday at 14:29

Turktowner said:
That would make quite a floater imo.

Toilet paper takes two flushes and then it gets sucked slowly away at the very last minute

Freddie17 · Thursday at 14:34

landowner said:
Toilet paper takes two flushes and then it gets sucked slowly away at the very last minute

Is your cistern full of water (once finished refilling)?

landowner · Thursday at 14:41

It's full, actually slightly overflowing, it doesn't actually empty, always about a third full even after a flush

EDIT, flushed it and the cistern is emptying constantly now

landowner · Thursday at 16:32

Freddie17 said:
Is your cistern full of water (once finished refilling)?

Well it did fill and then two thirds of it would flush away, but after last flush it runs from cistern into bowl constantly and water running into cistern trying to top it up but failing so I'm back to flushing with a bucket of water

Freddie17 · Thursday at 16:37

landowner said:
Well it did fill and then two thirds of it would flush away, but after last flush it runs from cistern into bowl constantly and water running into cistern trying to top it up but failing so I'm back to flushing with a bucket of water

Not sealing down properly as well then.
Just put a new (decent) flush valve into it yourself

DanClarke · Thursday at 17:11

...that this little tree/bush looks absolutely stunning for about 10 days every year.
Then it returns to looking totally boring and featureless.

landowner · Thursday at 17:18

Freddie17 said:
Not sealing down properly as well then.
Just put a new (decent) flush valve into it yourself

Might have to do that
Thing is , they had an empty room and a full new bathroom delivered to fit in it , plus they had a van full of tools but still managed to cock everything up, cistern not level on wall or square with it, water entry pipe at side isn't in line with the hole in the cistern so it's always going to leak no mater how many times they bodge it up.
I've got me plumbing box and soldering kit all ready to fix it but why should I ? just going to see what they do next

Stanleysteamer · Thursday at 17:56

landowner said:
Toilet paper takes two flushes and then it gets sucked slowly away at the very last minute

That is totally rubbish. I take it the council provided this piece of poop?
Grr!

kevstar · Thursday at 20:47

Stanleysteamer said:
Modern loos are rubbish aren't they? So often. But the flush being slow is weird. Ours flush quick enough there just often isn't sufficient volume of watter to shift stuff.
And of course the float is adjusted up to the max.

If you ate less youd do smaller poo's, then you wouldnt have to beat them down with a 4 iron. ~~jobby~~ job jobbed.

kevstar · Thursday at 20:51

landowner said:
I screwed half a sheet of A4 paper up and it wouldn't flush it away, took 3 flushes !

Is A4 paper not a bit rough to wipe yer bum with.

Stanleysteamer · Thursday at 23:23

kevstar said:
If you ate less youd do smaller poo's, then you wouldnt have to beat them down with a 4 iron. ~~jobby~~ job jobbed.

No need to be personal re size of jobbies. Mine usually flush with one flush.
And not being a golf person I don't have any irons, not even a mashie niblick.
As for eating less, if I did so, I would turn inside out, such are my efforts to lose the kilos.

That said, my bro only used to "go" about 2 or 3 times a week and he used to keep a stick in the loo to break them up with. True story sadly. Now he has no bowel.

GRATCH · Thursday at 23:43

kevstar said:
If you ate less youd do smaller poo's, then you wouldnt have to beat them down with a 4 iron. ~~jobby~~ job jobbed.

To be fair, most of Stanley Sir!'s poo comes out of his mouth (fingers on a keyboard), so there isn't much to actually flush.

Forrest Gump · Thursday at 23:50

Hope your kazi’s could cope with this beast

GRATCH · Thursday at 23:57

Forrest Gump said:
Hope your kazi’s could cope with this beast

Own up @LeadFarmer.

Hippo · 2025-04-18T03:02:46+0100

landowner said:
Toilet paper takes two flushes and then it gets sucked slowly away at the very last minute

Sounds like its holding on fer dear life.

Hippo · 2025-04-18T03:05:44+0100

landowner said:
Might have to do that
Thing is , they had an empty room and a full new bathroom delivered to fit in it , plus they had a van full of tools but still managed to cock everything up, cistern not level on wall or square with it, water entry pipe at side isn't in line with the hole in the cistern so it's always going to leak no mater how many times they bodge it up.
I've got me plumbing box and soldering kit all ready to fix it but why should I ? just going to see what they do next

Did the fitter previously wuk in sollyhull?

Hippo · 2025-04-18T03:09:50+0100

Bin men took me deaded squirrel. Was starting to smell like a tratterer.

Hippo · 2025-04-18T03:45:52+0100

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