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I've recently adopted one of Xylia's cast off iPhones. She has to have the latest one, of course, and I get the old ones. I'm not a mobile phone person, but it's useful to stick in the Land Rover with a PAYG sim in it in case I need to get the AA out. This one has ambitions to be more, clearly. It displays rather stentorian messages saying 'TIME SENSITVE Phone left behind' and 'This iPhone is no longer detected near you'. It seems to think it belongs on my person at all times. How very presumptous. Why would I want to live under the perpetual gaze of Apple and Vodafone?

I remember many years ago there was a talking doll called 'Chatty Cathy' who produced various phrases when her string was pulled and allowed to rewind. One of these was 'Take me with you'. Coming from a doll, it was rather cute, and it was only clockwork anyway, and designed to entertain three year old girls. But with something as smart as an iPhone it all seems rather sinister.
 
I've recently adopted one of Xylia's cast off iPhones. She has to have the latest one, of course, and I get the old ones. I'm not a mobile phone person, but it's useful to stick in the Land Rover with a PAYG sim in it in case I need to get the AA out. This one has ambitions to be more, clearly. It displays rather stentorian messages saying 'TIME SENSITVE Phone left behind' and 'This iPhone is no longer detected near you'. It seems to think it belongs on my person at all times. How very presumptous. Why would I want to live under the perpetual gaze of Apple and Vodafone?

I remember many years ago there was a talking doll called 'Chatty Cathy' who produced various phrases when her string was pulled and allowed to rewind. One of these was 'Take me with you'. Coming from a doll, it was rather cute, and it was only clockwork anyway, and designed to entertain three year old girls. But with something as smart as an iPhone it all seems rather sinister.

I ditched my eyefone 2 years ago. Now they can sneak in yer back door n look at all your stuff nowts private anymore.
One would like to keep your back door locked.
 
All thems cash int hand jobs. They will catch up wiv yer. The reason why yer having problems loggin in is because they fink yer deadded. Thas wot appens when you ain't paid tax fer 20 years. :)

Ive always paid my Ni & taxes. The only years I missed was when I lived in Spain for a couple of years. Plus ive got 2 private
pensions. :):)
 
I've recently adopted one of Xylia's cast off iPhones. She has to have the latest one, of course, and I get the old ones. I'm not a mobile phone person, but it's useful to stick in the Land Rover with a PAYG sim in it in case I need to get the AA out. This one has ambitions to be more, clearly. It displays rather stentorian messages saying 'TIME SENSITVE Phone left behind' and 'This iPhone is no longer detected near you'. It seems to think it belongs on my person at all times. How very presumptous. Why would I want to live under the perpetual gaze of Apple and Vodafone?

I remember many years ago there was a talking doll called 'Chatty Cathy' who produced various phrases when her string was pulled and allowed to rewind. One of these was 'Take me with you'. Coming from a doll, it was rather cute, and it was only clockwork anyway, and designed to entertain three year old girls. But with something as smart as an iPhone it all seems rather sinister.
Totally with you.
 
There's been a big accident in the street outside. Yes, I was one of those ghoulish people who went out and took a picture. But I did have a good check to make sure there was no one hurt first, so it wasn't in the poorest of taste.
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It's hit the wall, but something's dented the roof in and broken the windscreen. There was another car standing in the road which was dented down one side, but it's hard to work out what's happened. Note the trousers worn with the waistband beneath the buttocks. That's still the height of fashion here. In the rest of the world everybody else pulled theirs up over a decade ago, including the gangsta rappers.

Despite its rather intrusive demands to be by my side, the iPhone is capable of taking very good pictures in the dark.
 
There's been a big accident in the street outside. Yes, I was one of those ghoulish people who went out and took a picture. But I did have a good check to make sure there was no one hurt first, so it wasn't in the poorest of taste.
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It's hit the wall, but something's dented the roof in and broken the windscreen. There was another car standing in the road which was dented down one side, but it's hard to work out what's happened. Note the trousers worn with the waistband beneath the buttocks. That's still the height of fashion here. In the rest of the world everybody else pulled theirs up over a decade ago, including the gangsta rappers.

Despite its rather intrusive demands to be by my side, the iPhone is capable of taking very good pictures in the dark.

The chap with his troosers hanging off has his north face jumper on back to front. 🤣🤣
 
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