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Begs a question.. no two.
Why do you want to know?
Is it not worth half a quid?
Sounds a bit bit stalkerish..
.Unless it's for a Valentine?
I would just like to say
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Why do you want to know?
Is it not worth half a quid?
Sounds a bit bit stalkerish..
.Unless it's for a Valentine?
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The idea of a club to join for the sailing of boats is long past its sell-by date. The whole thing is now antiquated and of little value.
My cleaner’s next door neighbour’s lover had a second cousin who applied to join and they interviewed the vicar !
My cleaner’s next door neighbour’s lover had a second cousin who applied to join and they interviewed the vicar !
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You ole smoothy you..
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Appropos of?
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Taken the cost out of her pittance of a salary.
When wifey was alive, we use to enjoy burning £50 notes and feeding each other’s medicine to next doors cat.
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Oh god.
That jerk has now invaded this nice section of the forum.
God save our sanity.
That jerk has now invaded this nice section of the forum.
God save our sanity.
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I am talking about what happened 30 odd years ago. Since you asked. Which you didn't.
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and you had a go at me for calling my wife "wifey" although I now refer to her simply as "w".
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Oh......."nice".Oh god.
That jerk has now invaded this nice section of the forum.
God save our sanity.
I thought it said something different.
P.S. you've been in here for months- you should cut down on the cooking sherry.
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Did phoenix nights inspire you?
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Just after I fed my wife all the illicit drugs she had because the hospital - now referred to simply as ‘H’ had no idea what they were doing, especially the nurses (now referenced ‘N’) - because of lockdown I couldn’t obtain another life insurance policy (LIP) so I had to sit at home and swallow some Chez Orms Crak Klaus that the man next door insisted I sampled.
It was like being back at a hotel in Weymouth.
It was like being back at a hotel in Weymouth.
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What was that song from it "
These two idiots stalk me and that is why they have suddenly appeared here.
some of you will already have crossed swords with them.
not nice.
Let's hope they just get bored and sod off back to AG.
sorry folks, my fault.
These two idiots stalk me and that is why they have suddenly appeared here.
some of you will already have crossed swords with them.
not nice.
Let's hope they just get bored and sod off back to AG.
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Get you with your "7 iron".
Never saw you in my mind's eye with plus fours, brogues and a mashee niblick.
BUT I am aware that golf north of the border is a lot less snobby than it is doon sooth!
You being a boaty type will love this.
When my ex's new bloke wanted to join a yacht club nearby not only did they interview him they interviewed HER!!!1
Flipping snobs!!
I prefer the driving range to just smash the balls, got 267 yards the last time, snot snobby here at all, the waffi's are a different ball
game bunch of absolute coconuts.
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Gosh.
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Consumer Advice on reducing your electricity bill.
Reuse your V16 generator indoors without the catalytic converter, to increase the heating for the toilet water flush.
Use the residual exhaust fumes to the old fire chimney which has the added benefit of preventing pigeons settling.
At night keep the engine running to recharge the flexible corded inspection lamp. Also capturing your heat for sleeping bag. Try huddling next to the engine while charge your 3watt nightlight for reading.
As the engine will be running 24hrs, your attached propshaft to the washer/dryer, allows you and several neighbours at cost to them to run a launderette service.
Happy consuming.
Reuse your V16 generator indoors without the catalytic converter, to increase the heating for the toilet water flush.
Use the residual exhaust fumes to the old fire chimney which has the added benefit of preventing pigeons settling.
At night keep the engine running to recharge the flexible corded inspection lamp. Also capturing your heat for sleeping bag. Try huddling next to the engine while charge your 3watt nightlight for reading.
As the engine will be running 24hrs, your attached propshaft to the washer/dryer, allows you and several neighbours at cost to them to run a launderette service.
Happy consuming.
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To all my lovely girlfriends on the forum have a happy valentine's Day
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Still can't imagine you with a golf bat in your hand!!
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