I would just like to say

Turktowner said:

You int sposed to rub it on I fink. Mrs says to gerrit fresh and eat a nickle slice inna mornin. All the best.

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SWMBO gorrit vrumma elf store. Tis tablets (not tablet) an I godda tayke a brace a day. Or else.

Stanleysteamer said:

Or a native American voice!!

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How come...

kevstar said:

How come...

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You can't be so young that you haven't watched the Lone Ranger and Tonto!

kevstar said:

Can I back track here...oh wait no no

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Nope

What is your favourite thing to ask in Delmonicas?

kevstar said:

It only sounds rite in a scotch voice.

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After all the excitement of getting WhatsApp to work over my pooter I thought I'd go back to trying to download pics off my mobile onto my lappy.
Tried Blutoof.
On my lappy it said it is paired.
Mobile ses no.
aww what the flip!!!!! It worked before.
Said mobile nearly went throught the French window.
Grrrr!!

Night night all!

Stanleysteamer said:

You can't be so young that you haven't watched the Lone Ranger and Tonto!

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How can he be a lone ranger if he has a tonto ?? Ive seen the film with the pirate dude that bashed his wife. (cant mind his name)
O wait was tonto his orse & is he buried in your field too.

Todays lesson fer river crossing

Morning folks.

WhiskyLassie said:

Morning folks.

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Morning…
Dog fed
1st coffee on the go

Morning All.
Paper's got. Coffee's 'ot.
Have a great day.

kevstar said:

How can he be a lone ranger if he has a tonto ?? Ive seen the film with the pirate dude that bashed his wife. (cant mind his name)
O wait was tonto his orse & is he buried in your field too.

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kevstar said:

How can he be a lone ranger if he has a tonto ?

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I agree, that always struck me too, but then "tonto" is eSpanish for "silly, fool or foolish" which I think you know cos you spikadalingo!!
As for the rest of your post, well What can I say?