I would just like to say

Freddie17 said:

I’m hoping it rains as I forgot to water the plants

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Have some of ours its been shocking here tbh.

kevstar said:

I got a free Henry Hoover the other day.

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I really sometimes think you should write a book,
"Freeload yourself into oblivion" or something.

kevstar said:

Yin of them IBC's is buggered.

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OK clever clogs, for the rest of us what is an IBC and how is it jiggered?

Disco is now fully loaded with apples for the presser, bottles for the juice to go in and a jerrycan cos I needs juice for the machines.
So early start tomoz.
Considering this is all off just two trees we'll be intrigued to see the weight of pommes we have got.
So knick knacked today we dint even go for a swim.
Sleep tite folks!

DanClarke said:

...as feared the sneaky little chap (the nasty BIL) had cajoled his mother into writing a cheque for £12,000.
That's 25% of her liquid assets in one hit.
That is how he is now riding round in an Infiniti 5L motor.
I would cheerfully key every panel or pour paintstripper all over it if I could guarantee not being found out.

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If only you had a rag-tag bunch of ne'er do well reprobates from the Ministry of sneaky undertakings to call upon...

Stanleysteamer said:

I really sometimes think you should write a book,
"Freeload yourself into oblivion" or something.

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Ok so heres wot happened..........I got a call on sat morning whilst I was on the way to collect the remaining balance from
wingnut. (now all paid up) so im glad he's now out my life. anyhoo.....the call... do I want to buy a petrol compressor for 250
quid oh aye I'll come & have a look. Oh hold on a min one of my other mates offered me a petrol compressor about a month
ago for 100 sovs I told him he said err yer thats the same one (cheeky git) lol He then said he would take a 50 quid loss &
give it to me for 150 yer so I will but id been given a leccy one a wee while ago so I declined his 150 offer, Then he said
ive got an off road buggy if I was interested ok I'll be there in 2 mins.....gets there hes having a garage sale did I want this
did I want that 20 quid for a dehumidifier bla bla I said did the trailer board I gave you still work errrr no that didnt work
when I borrowed it lol Why do people lie, hes forgotten he'd called me up & said it worked a treat he got the old gippo
caravan home you want a henry hoover for your motors. Ok I'll buy that no no just take it & if I wanted the compressor I
can have it for 100 quid. I will text my mate an ask how much he sold it for.
This lad only calls me up to sell somit or borrow tools.

Stanleysteamer said:

OK clever clogs, for the rest of us what is an IBC and how is it jiggered?

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Ok so my noo D1 modded off roader is on its way, big thanks for @Hippo for helping me out I really appreciate it.

kevstar said:

Ok so my noo D1 modded off roader is on its way, big thanks for @Hippo for helping me out I really appreciate it.

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It’s very orange

Stanleysteamer said:

Howdja manage to miss it? Simply did not see it in time ortoo tight with your offer?

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Yes did not see it in time on a site not visited for a time as not many landys on it marvellous

Def90man said:

It’s very orange

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Well I'll be able to find it in a busy carpark, probably cause no-one will be parking next to it.

6pot said:

Nice idea but no postal deliveries here.

Couriers want to meet in the village at short notice so I'd have to drive there anyway.

Everything else goes to a PO box which is slightly further away than the plumbing shop.......

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Same as us no to the door delivery no post at all have to collect from the post office

WhiskyLassie said:

Ah yes I'm glad you said. I'm looking at a yeti as. Wee town car for nipping about but needing 4x4. What's the top spec? Seen a few for sale with lots of poverty buttons want heated seats at least.

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My Yeti is a poverty spec Greenline 1.6 diesel two wheel drive, no leather but has electric windows
Brilliant on fuel and 35 quid road tax
Might as well keep it if I can get insurance that's less than the cars worth