I would just like to say

Glasgie · May 28, 2019

Now on Stornoway Monday to Friday for the for seeable future, after my Korean adventure.
And would you know it the chicken here tastes like fish !

Wimblowdriver · May 28, 2019

Marmaduke said:
I suppose beer monkeys at least let you do the drinking

They sit on your shoulder while you are in the pub and whisper in your ear, things like "go on have another" and "would you like a whiskey with that pint?"

Land_girl · May 28, 2019

5oz steak burger with lashings of onions, mushrooms and cheese... come to mumma!

Colthebrummie · May 28, 2019

Land_girl said:
5oz steak burger with lashings of onions, mushrooms and cheese... come to mumma!

Don't, your making my mouth water even though I've just had a thick egg n bacon sarnie.

Col

Land_girl · May 28, 2019

Colthebrummie said:
Don't, your making my mouth water even though I've just had a thick egg n bacon sarnie.

Col

Demolished! Was AMAZING!
If I was of the sort I would easily demolish another!

Marmaduke · May 28, 2019

I've been sent for a snooze by the boss of the house cos I start work tonight for four shifts

Hippo · May 28, 2019

eye be ear

doriz · May 28, 2019

Hippo said:
eye be ear

That’s two of the five sense.

doriz · May 28, 2019

Land_girl said:
5oz steak burger with lashings of onions, mushrooms and cheese... come to mumma!

Which Wetherspoons are you in?

Land_girl · May 28, 2019

doriz said:
Which Wetherspoons are you in?

Homemade! Mmmmm

Marmaduke · May 28, 2019

I've just had six sausages in two bread rolls

they were low fat ones though so I can eat twice as many

Now I'm clock watching before I leave for work with a fat gut

My Old Landy · May 28, 2019

I had a spirometry test today at the hospital. It was a bit more intense than the usual one we have at work. Still, passed with flying lung capacity

Wimblowdriver · May 28, 2019

Lotsa bikey stuff on itv4 over the next couple of weeks (9pm daily) as its the IOM TT fortnight.

Wimblowdriver · May 28, 2019

Today I as been an horticulturist. Raking moss outa me lawn wiv an electric thingy and dressing with 9-7-7 fertiliser (learned about fertilisers on tinter web at the weekend and went out and bought myself a 25kg bag of the stuff). More of the same tomorrow.

Dippypud · May 28, 2019

Today I have mostly been turning things like that on the left, into things like that on the right ....

only 50 an hour as I get given other jobs as it's holiday season and we're a couple of engineers short ...

Shimsteriom · May 28, 2019

The one on the right has got a hole in it... take it back !!

Dippypud · May 28, 2019

Shimsteriom said:
The one on the right has got a hole in it... take it back !!

I did that ...

Shimsteriom · May 28, 2019

Dippypud said:
I did that ...

Were you supposed to?

Dippypud · May 28, 2019

Shimsteriom said:
Were you supposed to?

Yes, they paid me to do that ... 300 needed this week, 3000 in the box ... in between the other jobs ...

Hippo · May 28, 2019

Dippypud said:
Today I have mostly been turning things like that on the left, into things like that on the right ....

only 50 an hour as I get given other jobs as it's holiday season and we're a couple of engineers short ...

Yer must av sharp teef

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