I would just like to say

Hippo said:

As he stepped oot the door a slient breeze crept past. Time stood still as he waited in anticipation. The fence rattled. A sign is new friend was scrambling down. Cautious at first, he crept closer, pausing, ready to play catch.

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Then suddenly, without warning, he got his nuts out -----

New guvmint only been in a fortnight and already they've stolen me winter fuel allowance. . I fear this is the tip of the iceberg, more to come.

Dpd delivered me new nuts for me little friends today.

Wimblowdriver said:

New guvmint only been in a fortnight and already they've stolen me winter fuel allowance. . I fear this is the tip of the iceberg, more to come.

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Think of how many in the House of Lords get it ...

Stone56 said:

And we love haggis with creamed Swede and potatoes

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I like a wee sneaky peppercorn sauce on mine too.

DevonGuy said:

Neither has my spray of penetrating oil. The idiots have had it 4 days.

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I had a chat with the local lad who runs it here, he has sent out a driver with a full van load of late/undelivered parcels
im wondering if they are saving them up until they have a full load for round here as it must be a right pita delivering
here. Just how its mapped out youd spend more time looking for the houses as they are all named & hidden.
The village a few miles away have all there house numbers on the street lamps.

Hippo said:

Dpd delivered me new nuts for me little friends today.

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At least it wernt Evri - poor sod would be hungry ‘till Christmas

Stanleysteamer said:

TBH it is always down to the individual driver, we had one Hermes driver who was a total waste of oxygen, but the lady who took over his round is fabbo!
But if you know it you can at least take steps even if all that means is a complaint.
Our useless one didn't leave he got sacked. Due to multiple complaints.

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Snot the driver as my parcel is still at the local dep doon soof somewhere.

DanClarke said:

.... their eyes met and they both knew instantly that this relationship was meant to be.

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Seams to be a lot of nuts in that relationship.

Hippo said:

As he stepped oot the door a slient breeze crept past. Time stood still as he waited in anticipation. The fence rattled. A sign is new friend was scrambling down. Cautious at first, he crept closer, pausing, ready to play catch.

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Mills n boon, Squirling in the garden.

Stone56 said:

And I whispered quietly in his ear can you play snooker and his eyes lit up with a tear in the corner and his tail began to quiver

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With a sensitive movement hippo offered his silky smooth palm holding his nuts.

Wimblowdriver said:

Then suddenly, without warning, he got his nuts out -----

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I really should learn to read on.

Freddie17 said:

… are you copying this from an old mills and boon or something…?

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Twice

Stanleysteamer said:

Gotta watch out now for the 3rd party that always appears in the "eternal triangle".

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43k useful posts now you can give stuff away.

Just ordered yin of these but I aint paying for it as a lad trashed mine.

kevstar said:

43k useful posts now you can give stuff away.

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Best check that 50 of them are useful qualifiers

landowner said:

Morning
Going to be hot, keeping windows shut and blinds closed
Grass needs cutting
Yeti goin up for sale, 1500 I think would be a fair price
Stay cool all

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What you buying next then.

Wimblowdriver said:

Then suddenly, without warning, he got his nuts out -----

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Early contender for QOTW

kevstar said:

I like a wee sneaky peppercorn sauce on mine too.

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Alas poor Bjorn.. Or Benny.. I forget.

Wimblowdriver said:

Best check that 50 of them are useful qualifiers

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Falling short by 49, The first one was the most constructive...My name is stan & im a landyholic.

Turktowner said:

Alas poor Bjorn.. Or Benny.. I forget.

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Benny.....