I would just like to say

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.... just for clarity. The orrible BIL had his benefits removed ages ago under Ian Drunken Smiths term as whatever it was.
He lost all his benefits (dole, Motability etc.) because they video'd him walking on a stick 300+ yds from the Motability car to the office where the assessment was carried out. Plonker was so arrogant after being on the cadge for 40 years he didn't bother with a wheelchair or cancel the meeting because he couldn't park outside their door. They set him up and he literally walked into their trap. :D🤣🤣
 
Good morning all,
Yet another dry morning which is a joy to look at. Very frustrating that I can’t get out and do anything yet: later today I’ll have to endure the misery of watching my brother mow the lawn for me. I may need a beer to help me bear the shame.
Now the brain is coming out from under a cloud of anaesthetic, I’m looking for a project and have started re-processing old photographs with updated software. This has the advantage of keeping my eyes off the Land Rover section on AutoTrader.
 
DevonGuy said:
Good morning all,
Yet another dry morning which is a joy to look at. Very frustrating that I can’t get out and do anything yet: later today I’ll have to endure the misery of watching my brother mow the lawn for me. I may need a beer to help me bear the shame.
Now the brain is coming out from under a cloud of anaesthetic, I’m looking for a project and have started re-processing old photographs with updated software. This has the advantage of keeping my eyes off the Land Rover section on AutoTrader.
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No shame in needing help while you mend ...
 
T'other night eye were in me dining room wiring somefink and watching oot for squirrels. Put 3 nuts oot at a time and replaced them when they were gone. They seem to feed during early and late daylight hours. If its different to this then they may be struggling. Several were coming but eye spottid a smaller one who's happy to sit by me nuts eating them till all gone. He kept coming back and stayed a lot later than the others. Assit got late eye put me light on. Later on he were at me patio door glass looking at me so eye put more nuts oot. He's quite thin so either very young or struggling. Gave him some apple anorl. Eye know when he's been for nuts as the shells are left on me patio.
 
Hippo said:
Just had bacon in briwn bread. It were a bit dry. Hence not remembering if yer put butter on the bread or not. Fergottid to look at the answers on ere before cookering it. Eye dun't do spicy foods so dun't like mustard.
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Sauce to keep it moist, brown or red if that's your thing, butter the roll/bread if you just want to bacon/sossij ...
 
Feeling very ropey at the mo, the pair of us.
W seems to have a bad cold or a wee case of flu, I have symptoms which are different in that nothing is a problem in the ENT dept but still have the chills and the sweats, aching knees, fatigue, etc. Went to bed really early last night, didn't get up till midday.
I got bitten by a tick two weeks ago, the mark still hasn't gone so I could have a touch of Lymes disease if the tinternet is to be trusted, so hey-ho, it'll be off the quacks yet again presumably to get tested etc. It seems like we only come over here to bother the sawbones at the mo.
Weather off and on, so we couldn't be out there doing stuff anyway.
Have a nice day folks!:):):)
 
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Stanleysteamer said:
Feeling very ropey at the mo, the pair of us.
W seems to have a bad cold or a wee case of flu, I have symptoms which are different in that nothing is a problem in the ENT dept but still have the chills and the sweats, aching knees, fatigue, etc. Went to bed really early last night, didn't get up till midday.
I got bitten by a tick two weeks ago, the mark still hasn't gone so I could have a touch of Lymes disease if the tinternet is to be trusted, so hey-ho, it'll be off the quacks yet again presumably to get tested etc. It seems like we only come over here to bother the sawbones at the mo.
Weather off and on, so we couldn't be out there doing stuff anyway.
Have a nice day folks!:):):)
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I hope you both get better really soon. :)
 
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Dear Landrover CEO.
Could you settle an argument.
A. EV Evoque
B. Standard Wheelbarrow
C. Retarded Diesel Farm Tractor.
D. Greater Manchester Bus Service.
Currently I use my Standard Wheelbarrow to ferry my six children to school and drop off my wife at her work 30 miles away.
A. EV Evoque does this have the same capacity and why should I get one.
My day job is ferrying farmyard manure from brain-dead cattle suffering from incontinence. Hence wheelbarrow attached to the C. Retarded Tractor.
Would your company provide a obligatory air freshener with the EV Evoque if I bought it.
Since the restrictions prevent me currently carrying my wheelbarrow on Greater Manchester Bus Service. Can you advise me from your brochure, would this latest EV Evoque be able as is on public transport.
I await your disappointing remarks and happy to offer samples of my brain-dead cattle offering.
Your welcome
Bobby Brown.
Nob's Farm.
Stench.
Bolton.
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Feeling very ropey at the mo, the pair of us.
W seems to have a bad cold or a wee case of flu, I have symptoms which are different in that nothing is a problem in the ENT dept but still have the chills and the sweats, aching knees, fatigue, etc. Went to bed really early last night, didn't get up till midday.
I got bitten by a tick two weeks ago, the mark still hasn't gone so I could have a touch of Lymes disease if the tinternet is to be trusted, so hey-ho, it'll be off the quacks yet again presumably to get tested etc. It seems like we only come over here to bother the sawbones at the mo.
Weather off and on, so we couldn't be out there doing stuff anyway.
Have a nice day folks!:):):)
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Wishing you well! Get fixed as soon as you can with this one just in case!
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Feeling very ropey at the mo, the pair of us.
W seems to have a bad cold or a wee case of flu, I have symptoms which are different in that nothing is a problem in the ENT dept but still have the chills and the sweats, aching knees, fatigue, etc. Went to bed really early last night, didn't get up till midday.
I got bitten by a tick two weeks ago, the mark still hasn't gone so I could have a touch of Lymes disease if the tinternet is to be trusted, so hey-ho, it'll be off the quacks yet again presumably to get tested etc. It seems like we only come over here to bother the sawbones at the mo.
Weather off and on, so we couldn't be out there doing stuff anyway.
Have a nice day folks!:):):)
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Have been food for ticks 6 times this year each time after removal it has left a swollen red area did you get the head out I now rub tiger balm on my legs thay don't like that but no good if thay drop on you from a tree 😐😐
 
Dippypud said:
I'm on the look out for a reliable, cheap runaround ..
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Im putting my van off the road for a few weeks, so I can do the rear bearings & the other niggles for its mot.
I will be using the skip to run about in n then I'll probably move it on once my van is up to scratch. Although
a local lad is desperate to buy my van & id like to get another D1 or 2. :)
 
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