doriz
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Hope his milk ant turned to cheese
I would just like to say
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Hippo
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He never goes far without his cow un gate.
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He’ll be trampin
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Bit arsh callin him er tramp.
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I thought he was looking for green laning in Wales?
He’s too far for me to go and laugh if @Marmaduke gets stuck.
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I thought the world had got past all the happy clappy medal for turning up ****e. 'This ain't working' isn't a negative comment, so long as you have an alternative..
I thought the world had got past all the happy clappy medal for turning up ****e. 'This ain't working' isn't a negative comment, so long as you have an alternative..
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Horsefly bites are so damn itchy!
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Ooo wait for the swelling to start.
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Hicap phill
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Or a cat flea collar
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It already has... it's growing like a volcano
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Get some piriton. Helps with the swelling
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Gi Dr Pimplepopper a call
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Joking aside they’re are sneaky phookers those Oss flies, bloody smarts as I recall
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Oh god no, I'll end up in A&E... I have a serious allergy to Piriton
I've taken some Claritin however
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Try rubbing deep heat on yer testicles, the Oss fly bite will pale into insignificance
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Or chop some chillis an rub her eyes, or take a.pee..
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Snort a teaspoon of tobasco sauce, Norris swears by it
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Might as well use it as eye drops.
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Japs eye drops
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