Wakey wakey....
Happy Birthday! Have a great day.70 today.. Wondering if I'll ever grow up ---
Hope not!70 today.
Billy Connolly always does have a good take on life!!!Best wishes matey....... now tip 1......never waste a hard on, tip 2 ....... never trust a fart
Suns oot birds r singing, wee tidy up at the garage site so I can start dressing slates & I will wait till 10ish before I start
messing about with my cars. Got to shift things about but a couple of cars are quite loud.
Same here more or less, cept the heating came on!!Morning All.
Heating failed, she's moaning like it is the end of the world, but all she has to do is push the reset button.
Windy but bright & dry here.
Have a lovely day!
Happy Birthday70 today.
and if you really want another then 
Is that black pudding just love a good one with a decent amount of pepper and nice chunks of fat ☺
Got a Muppet phone then green and fuzzy
Don't burn your bridgesEmployed a new gardener last night, after the last one turned out to be an expensive waste of time.
This one is perfectly happy to work to a budget and even says that he cannot see how he will spend £150 a month once he's got the place straight, so he'll save us money. at £20 an hour anorl.
Much better than the useless wimmin who took 4 hours, therefore £100, to dig up a dead box bush! And needed my help, my ratchet strap, which she then jammed and I had to free off, and our pruning saw. I even lent her a fork and took a spade with me to get it out and her off the premises! Never seen anyone use a leaf blower so much for no result, except to pad out her bill.
She sent me a rude email back, even though mine was polite, saying that "sadly we could no longer afford to use her services". Not clever as she is on Nextdoor advertising her "services". She is lucky I am not vicious and will not go on there telling other punters what she is really like.
Rant over!!
And me remember watching all the above plus noging of the nogs
Remember all them too flob a dob little weed
Not till you hit a tone happy birthday with lots more to come70 today.
100%Happy Birthday
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