I would just like to say

Oldseadog · May 12, 2019

Wimblowdriver said:
Can't wait to see how Oldseadog spells it

Gid moanin ter orl youze wot isor asbin "diss-com-bobby-layte-agin-Ted", hand eye splellzes too letterer wurdz loike 'eye-tea' lyke 'it', ser vere!
Henniweighs tsunz art hannitz kwite luvverli art vere sweye finks der dergs'll henjoy ha runnaboot.
Avva guddun wear heiffer yerziz anna nappi Sundi tworl.

Hippo · May 12, 2019

Eyeiserwake

Turktowner · May 12, 2019

Is it just me, or does reading Oldseadogese get easier after a strong drink?

And no I haven't started early, thank you very much

Oldseadog · May 12, 2019

Turktowner said:
Is it just me, or does reading Oldseadogese get easier after a strong drink?
And no I haven't started early, thank you very much

Yups parrent-leezo

Shimsteriom · May 12, 2019

Morning all.

Hippo · May 12, 2019

Turktowner said:
Is it just me, or does reading Oldseadogese get easier after a strong drink?
And no I haven't started early, thank you very much

Reeds write ter me

derwendolly · May 12, 2019

Up early, lovely day, much warmer, breakfast consumed, dogs walked and dogs fed. Now I'm goin' to sit down and enjoy a nice cup of tea made for me by the Honourable Derwen.

marjon · May 12, 2019

Well that’s the weeds butchered almost looks like a lawn again

that worked up a sweat.
Go over it again in a couple of days on a lower setting and collect cuttings next time.

Bleeding prime bulb on the mowers all perished so had to help it with ez start

Now to light the BBQ

no ez started needed for that

.

Lovely day here 24 in the summer kitchen and that’s covered in the shade

very comfy.

J

Hicap phill · May 12, 2019

Pond filter broke. Only lost about 1k litres of water. Garden like a swamp at the Moment.
New filter purchased & Fish still happy

Al2O3 · May 12, 2019

marjon said:
Well that’s the weeds butchered almost looks like a lawn again that worked up a sweat.
Go over it again in a couple of days on a lower setting and collect cuttings next time.

Bleeding prime bulb on the mowers all perished so had to help it with ez start

Now to light the BBQ no ez started needed for that .

Lovely day here 24 in the summer kitchen and that’s covered in the shade very comfy.

J

The snow has gone then

marjon · May 12, 2019

Must be a goodly sized pond then @Hicap phill if you lost that much and all the fishes still ok.

What size? I have one of them fishy type things for the bbq

J

marjon · May 12, 2019

Al2O3 said:
The snow has gone then

Snow went a couple months ago

everything is just going bananas now after a month of goodish weather with a little rain and warmer temps.
Be able to put the mower away soon when the sun burns all the grass and stops it growing for the summer

J

Wimblowdriver · May 12, 2019

marjon said:
when the sun burns all the grass and stops it growing for the summer

Big patch in the middle of me lawn hasn't recovered from last years drought yet. Sprinkled a bit of grass seed a couple of weeks ago but most of it has disappeared, and a lot of wood pigeon poo has appeared. Wonder where the seed went?

Hicap phill · May 12, 2019

@marjon
Mrs went a bit mad with the digger. She also forgot it was going to be a raised border. So a 4ft deep pond became 6ft.
Has just over 3k litres of water to fill it. All the gutters drain off the house into the pond.
As for the fish, the bigger koi all over a few pound each.

Dog enjoys the pond for a swim in the summer if too hot

Hippo · May 12, 2019

Eye be tup set wiv Sainsbury's. Eye fergotted my £1.50 vouchur oft me lasagna last week whens eye gotted one. Eye fort eye be taken the vouchur un receipt int this week ter claim ferra last week. Eye has done this befor but the bastids sed no this time coz me vouchur is outer date. Eye knows that but eye were claimin it ergenst last week un aser receipt but computa ses no. Kin bastids. Ah dint cry.

Eye borted meself crumpets ter console meself. 50p ont offer but that int right as they is always ont offer ferra 50p. They be eated already.

Turktowner · May 12, 2019

Right, don't start, fair warning.
I has bought an MX 5
I ain't a mincer
I ain't a hair dresser.
If you wanna take the ****, feck oft, then go drive one (is a lark) .
I wanted a second car to keep the miles of the tratter, why buy a boring one?

marjon · May 12, 2019

@Turktowner you’ll love it

Don’t get straight back in your tratter and expect the cornering and comfort

J

Turktowner · May 12, 2019

@marjon .
They're poles apart, you're right.
And I've still got the DRZ in the garage, reckon bases are covered.

marjon · May 12, 2019

I have the XT.
And also owned a hooligan RX7, so know all sides too

J

Marmaduke · May 12, 2019

Turktowner said:
Right, don't start, fair warning.
I has bought an MX 5
I ain't a mincer
I ain't a hair dresser.
If you wanna take the ****, feck oft, then go drive one (is a lark) .
I wanted a second car to keep the miles of the tratter, why buy a boring one?

Ha ha ha, you'll be buying a freelander next

I've just sold my streetka to someone doing a charity rally to monte carlo then it gets crushed

Only a mans car for me now. Grrr

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