Went to Wandswuff as planned. 800 yds from the turn off the A3 inside the toon we got stuck in the most godawfaul jam, it took us 20 mins to go 600yds. good fing I allus leaves at least an hour in hand!
Got to t visa centre to be told our pare work wasn't in order. "I knows that" sez I, tis yur pooter sistem wot is at fault, wooden let me print un off! "
"go and sit on them there blue sofas and my manager will come and see you.
W by now having hairy babies.
Manager ships up, "follow me" he says so I goes with him to a pooter, logs on to the OTHER website and in a couple of clicks all is right as rain.
Lady who dealt with us was from Senegal and as soon as I started chetting to her in Frog the rest of it was all done in Frog. All OK, so back home down the dreaded A3, overtook at least 4 gritters spreading in the bright sunshine, which seemed a bit weird. Maybe the councils are avoiding overtime!
Once it gets to the Noo Forest there is a continuous jam all the way to our hoose.
So we forked off at Minstead and had a nice little jolly through the forest admiring the ponies and the lovely sunset, much betterer than sitting in a jam.
Have a good evening folks!