I would just like to say

Stone56 said:

A pair of what ( barrels ) thay don't like it upem

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A pear. Tis like an apple but norra apple. 0.4 sovs each.

Def90man said:

Going home tonight so a glass of nice red this afternoon as a farewell

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Have yer eatid the mat? Does they not have any pasty's left?

Went oot me castle to the bin int back garden. On leaving the kitchen eye stepped into the patio. Me squirrel was at the nuts on the floor. He shot up the fence and over the garage. Eye took no notice assit happened so fast, as eye were walking to me bin just past me garage round the corner. Eye heard what happened and could see him running along the top of me garage apex. As eye went past said garage corner me squirrel came down the other side of the garage and jumped on me fence and down the other side ovvit. Fink eye scared him. Goob job eye has bortid him a pear.

Hippo said:

Have yer eatid the mat? Does they not have any pasty's left?

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It was soaked in wine and beer and didn’t want to waste any

Hippo said:

A pear. Tis like an apple but norra apple. 0.4 sovs each.

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I've been out planting Alnus Incana this afternoon. The weather was certainly bracing - There was quite a respectable hailstorm that beat down on me so hard that my wellies filled with hailstones and remained cold and wet and squelchy for the rest of the afternoon. The wind was hard at work making roaring and booming noises - is this what's disturbing the dogs @derwendolly ? Anyway, I'm in the shed enjoying a well earned supper and cup of coffee now.

There seem to be plenty of Cornish pasties in supermarkets, @Stanleysteamer. Just not very many in restaurants and pasty shops in Cornwall. I've loaded up with savory pastries of various kinds to come out for my weekend's tree planting. Maybe the solution is to buy loads in Tesco before going to Cornwall. Coals to Newcastle and all that.

Brown said:

. The wind was hard at work making roaring and booming noises - is this what's disturbing the dogs @derwendolly ?

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Yes, that together with the odd burst of lightning. The constant cutting out of the electricity supply in very short burst. And I forgot - the cut in the water supply but they were on to that very quickly and had it all repaired in a couple of hours. But it's very mild.

I hope this is none of our guys ... even so, thoughts to their families ...

Tip of the day, don't stick your fingers in the electric socket when it's turned on

kermit_rr said:

Tip of the day, don't stick your fingers in the electric socket when it's turned on

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Did you go scooshin across the room

Road was arf flooded on a bend where it swoops down then up again. Eye knows it well. Peeps taking turn to go round it from both sides. About a foot deep. Eye washed me brakes wivvit.

Din't have me tomatoes in sainsberrys. Had to get them small ones. Gottid meself some more pure orange juice. Stocked up on discounted cereal. 4 tins of tuna for 0.69 sovs. Was 2.69 but eye gotted two vouchers wiv me nectar card. Place were busy wiv peeps wondering round looking lost. Struggled to find a parking space eye liked. They ain't big enuff fer hippo's if the other cars are close to the line.

This fing starts like a tratter

Hippo said:

This fing starts like a tratter

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Hippo said:

This fing starts like a tratter

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Quick let put emissions taxes up on cars to compensate

Morning All.
Lovely day.
Have a good one.

Flippn eck, numberplate LED light has started flickering, that's another another noo one needed. Why are they always so crap?