I would just like to say

The ex son-in-law that we haven't seen in over a year popped in for coffee today.
His Rangie gave up the ghost spectacularly, luckily not far from his house, he managed to coast it to his gate then pulled it into his place with the telehandler.
So he was a bit stuck. Borrowed a van off a mate for a coupla weeks but they can't tow the stuff he needs to tow so he eventually bought a J reg TD5 ninety. (must a bin a 200tdi originally.) First time ever all my landies are younger than his! Well almost, his old Series 2a was well ancient! He's going to do 2 months work in a mates place in Cannes next summer so we chatted a bit about how to get his dog a Frog doggy passport. So we'll have visitors!
Tother dottir and son in law coming to see us this weekend, so fun and frolics in view.

WhiskyLassie said:

Chloroform and duct tape too

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You really do sound like a fun lassie!!!

Wimblowdriver said:

Somebody's confusing millimetres with inches

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Ouch!

Stanleysteamer said:

You really do sound like a fun lassie!!!

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How I've stayed married 13 years

kevstar said:

Sounds like youve been dinged by the dong

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Don't think so.
Tell me what is that like?!

Stanleysteamer said:

Don't think so.
Tell me what is that like?!

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Like teabagging but with the bit above

kevstar said:

Thats just the girth....

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CBA to get pi out to work out the diameter.
Just happy when she says, "The tip of my thumb won't touch the tip of my middle finger!!!!!!!

Stanleysteamer said:

CBA to get pi out to work out the diameter.
Just happy when she says, "The tip of my thumb won't touch the tip of my middle finger!!!!!!!

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Yer but you've got a Jeremy Beedle hands

This thread is getting a little racy tonite.
Waiting to see who gets told off first!!

kevstar said:

Yer but you've got a Jeremy Beedle hands

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and there was me thinking you'd say, "Ah but she has the hands of a Barbie doll!"

Stanleysteamer said:

This thread is getting a little racy tonite.
Waiting to see who gets told off first!!

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Racy? Didn't know Usain bolt was a lz member

Stanleysteamer said:

Don't think so.
Tell me what is that like?!

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Wrong guy to ask is me Sorry I cant offer advice I think rock bagger can help you

Stanleysteamer said:

and there was me thinking you'd say, "Ah but she has the hands of a Barbie doll!"

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Tomatos .....tomateos

Night-Night lads & lassies. Big hugs.

Statins.
do you take um?
W has just been advised that maybe she should, result of blood test ordered by her new practice.
My doc told me I ought to think about them a few years back now. Chloresterol levels apparently a bit high.
I have yet to take any.
wot do you guys and gals think?

DanClarke said:

Night-Night lads & lassies. Big hugs.

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Sleep well mate!
tomoz is the first day of the rest of your life, so I have been told!!

DanClarke said:

..that I took my lad down the boozer for a few pints.
I popped him a £20 before we left home so he could be seen to be buying because he has no readies.
Good chin-wag, all good.

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Shame that twenny squids dunt go so far these days.
The price of a pint, jeeez!

Turktowner said:

Shame that twenny squids dunt go so far these days.
The price of a pint, jeeez!

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Long gone are the seventies when £1 bought 4 pints!!!

Stanleysteamer said:

I did read about it working at the beginning then flashing then not working.
I woz taking the peep a bit.
Soz if it offended. Was only funnin!

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Mea culpa, cross at myself if anything. You think you know about stuff, then you don't.
Hubris hey?

Stanleysteamer said:

Well tbh I never thort I was, then I did hang around with a bloke who was a dead ringer for a young Marlon Brando who had women falling around him in a circle. Then I realised I was getting probably a lot more than my fair share. And there was one (only one) occasion when a looker fancied me more than him! He threw a right hissy fit. Twas well funny.
You only realise how lucky you were in the looks dept when you get older and realise how lucky you had been.
I'm not complaining!
Just wish I still had my gorgeous hair which went so well with the green eyes that I still have.
... and my long lost 32" waist!

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Seems I have matured, or more appropriately distilled over the years. Self confidence, or not giving a damn, appears appealing, something I lacked when younger. Good manners go a long way too. According to herself there's nothing wrong with being a proper (un man scaped) ole skool bloke either..