I would just like to say

My Old Landy said:

Did that Friday tis already growin back

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Eye never dun mine. Int bin cut fer 6 months.

Hippo said:

Eye never dun mine. Int bin cut fer 6 months.

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yer cut it now?

Hippo said:

yer cut it now?

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Yup. Un washed ma hippo anorl. Dun't think it's bin done since last August. Snow foam un rinse twice ter see ow gud the foam is on tis own.

Eye be feelin sad becuz eye come ome ter see me tea waitin ter be etted un that be baby carruts ont plate. Eye be fink it wrong ter kill carruts befor they as enjoyd thems full life un be all growd tup. They be sent ont their way wiv mucher respect for they be etted wiv sossij. Er feast er kings un ippos.

Nyte

Morning all, off to the Midlands again today

Mornin' all ... tis dark out there ... an' feelin' chilly ...

Dippypud said:

Mornin' all ... tis dark out there ... an' feelin' chilly ...

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Indeed, there is a frost on the windscreen

Good morning

Morning.
Was dark when I woke. Bit like winter again. Now it's cold.

Gid moanin evriwun
Eye finks eye iz awokeded
Avva nappi mundi anna gud weak

Mornin all.
I is tyid. Got rid of koff, now got syatika.
Someone doesn't want to to sleep propr..

Mornin' all. Yes, tis on the cold side this morn although 'they' say the sun is coming out later.

Eyeiserwake

Hippo said:

Eyeiserwake

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Iz ewe shoower?

Oldseadog said:

Iz ewe shoower?

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Eye cud easily gow back ter sheep so eye can't wully erwake

Appi nu mumf

Evening.
I don't think a vampire will come anywhere near me for the next few hours.

Hicap phill said:

Evening.
I don't think a vampire will come anywhere near me for the next few hours.

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Have yer found yer caterpult?

Eye found er big bee walkin urcross me bafroom floor. It be locked int overnyte. When eye were er nippa eye be brikin it. But me new friendship we nature be gudded. Eye open winda un puts paper int front of said bee. After er few goes is walked ont. Eye be putted paper oot winda un after a pause fer finkin it be flyd oft.

Edit. It be an ornit notter bee