I would just like to say

Hicap phill said:

Just found out why she's been nice.

Well I put the shopping away last night & have "hidden" the chocolate buisuits.

Now how do you tell her I took them to work & have ate them?

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Very carefully......

You’ve done er a favour, she just don’t appreciate it yet.

Hicap phill said:

Now how do you tell her I took them to work & have ate them?

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From just outside pan-throwing range. Safest to go get another packet.

Hicap phill said:

Now how do you tell her I took them to work & have ate them?

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You don't - if you value your life! Just nip down to Waitrose and get another pack, quick.

Where is the challenge in that? Someone who owns a hicap doesn’t take the path of least resistance, I say tell er

doriz said:

Where is the challenge in that? Someone who owns a hicap doesn’t take the path of least resistance, I say tell er

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Yer, but, .. you're not in the direct line of fire!

Evenin. Us boys hev ad znow smornin but Hippo wuz proper. Znow be gun now but us not be sittin on us hambones, us knows how it be deceitful and hides until us not be lookin.

My Old Landy said:

Two of my colleagues resigned today that's a bit of a blow.....

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Ouch. Watcherdo? I might fancy a change..

Hicap phill said:

Just found out why she's been nice.

Well I put the shopping away last night & have "hidden" the chocolate buisuits.

Now how do you tell her I took them to work & have ate them?

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Mid coitus, just make sure you have a good grip. Like telling her her sister is better in bed.. Yeeehaawww
Let us know how you get on!

Hicap phill said:

Mrs done tea.wonder whats she wants?

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Decorating at weekend

We dint av snow. Twas -1 ont way ome accordin to ma hippo. It weren't -1 int side with eatin ont.

Hippo said:

Twas -1 ont way ome accordin to ma hippo.

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Yer daft sod, that means change up to second gear did yer drive ome in first?

doriz said:

Yer daft sod, that means change up to second gear did yer drive ome in first?

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No it were int go kart gear. D.

Fifty-four years ago today, the world still still for the funeral of SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL.

His funeral was one of only two State Funerals for a commoner in the last century. His cousin was a duke, but we have a funny view of what is common over here.
The funeral itself was held at ST. Paul's Cathedral and was unusual as it was attended by the sovereign, HM Queen Elizabeth II. As well as our own royal family, royalty and world leaders gathered to pay their respects to a man who was later voted to be the greatest ever Briton.
Churchill is best remember as our Prime Minister for much of WW II. He also won a general election to serve a second term.
Over his political career he held almost every great office of state. In addition to this he had been an army officer, latterly in the trenches of WW I. He was the highest paid journalist in the country for a while too.
Notably Churchill put more words to paper than Shakespear and Dickens combined! His History of the English Speaking Peoples netted him the Nobel Prize for Literature.
When asked, after the war, how he thought the history books would judge him, his reply was, "Well, I intend to write them!"
After his funeral his coffin was borne along the River Thames, cranes dipping in salute. His last journey was by specially chartered train, from Waterloo Station to Bladon, in Oxfordshire, within sight of his ancestral home of Bleneim Palace.

Sossij mash tayta onions n sprouts fer tea

Yer cannot beat a Heinz baked bean

He’s good for liver, heart and spleen,

Yer always know where he has been,

The humble, loyal, Heinz baked bean.


The other day I tipped some out,

Anticipating Heinz beans clout

When something sowed a seed of doubt,

I couldn’t say what ‘twas about.


Sitting in my favourite chair,

Sprinkling pepper here and there,

I raised my fork and – Blind despair!

The beans could not be Heinz, I swear!


I ran out to the kitchen bin,

Pulled out the offending tin,

The label witnessed such a sin,

Heinz beans – with no sugar in!


So, working men, now hark to me,

When you want baked beans for your tea,

Yer must avoid what fate brought me,

The curse of baked beans, Sugar free!!

Turktowner said:

Mid coitus, just make sure you have a good grip. Like telling her her sister is better in bed.. Yeeehaawww

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Thats called the Rodeo position. Once called, you gotta try and stay on for more than 10 seconds.

Nice one Dips

DevonGuy said:

Yer cannot beat a Heinz baked bean

He’s good for liver, heart and spleen,

Yer always know where he has been,

The humble, loyal, Heinz baked bean.


The other day I tipped some out,

Anticipating Heinz beans clout

When something sowed a seed of doubt,

I couldn’t say what ‘twas about.


Sitting in my favourite chair,

Sprinkling pepper here and there,

I raised my fork and – Blind despair!

The beans could not be Heinz, I swear!


I ran out to the kitchen bin,

Pulled out the offending tin,

The label witnessed such a sin,

Heinz beans – with no sugar in!


So, working men, now hark to me,

When you want baked beans for your tea,

Yer must avoid what fate brought me,

The curse of baked beans, Sugar free!!

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Jolly good good show old errm um..
Help me out here, the word escapes me..
Chap? Nope.
Legume? Non..
Gods of 57, answer me!

Cut me a break, gots to go to
St Albans tomorro

I like dis fred.
An so to bed.. peeps.
May your deity of choice (or abstract other choice) shine pon you.
Wish me luck for I venture north on the morrow where it doth snow.