I would just like to say

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

kevstar said:
I drove to the yard today to make sure mines is still there (yup its still there) I should really
bring it back to the hoose as winter will be here soon.

Will it keep the house warm then?

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

DanClarke said:
... I am wondering whether to grow a beard for xmas.

Keep wondering, then decide "no"!

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

WhiskyLassie said:
Yesss beards do the same thing to men that what push up bras do for women

Seriously? even though nowadays you are not allowed to be gay without a finely trimmed beard?
I is so out of touch!

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

Def90man said:
I wear me woollen tights in the winter so stop shaving

Jeez that just put me right off you!!!

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

doriz said:
No one condones a hairy gooch

"Gooch", now that is a new one on me!

kevstar · Oct 15, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
Will it keep the house warm then?

You kidding have you owned a tratter the heating in them will just about clear the windscreen.
Even then you will still have to use the essential wipe rag.

doriz · Oct 15, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
"Gooch", now that is a new one on me!

It’s the male version of the Biffin’s Bridge

kevstar · Oct 15, 2022

WhiskyLassie said:
Yesss beards do the same thing to men that what push up bras do for women

Eh make you look like a bigger t!t...

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

kevstar said:
You kidding have you owned a tratter the heating in them will just about clear the windscreen.
Even then you will still have to use the essential wipe rag.

Yes, i is kidding!!!

Def90man · Oct 15, 2022

Stanleysteamer said:
Jeez that just put me right off you!!!

In a sexual way ?

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

doriz said:
It’s the male version of the Biffin’s Bridge

Still lost you, the only gooch I ever knew was a Graham Gooch who was a bit of a cricketsman and I hate that sport!

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

Def90man said:
In a sexual way ?

In any way, except for the sort of way in which I wouldn't mind sharing a pint and a laugh!

DanClarke · Oct 15, 2022

WhiskyLassie said:
Yesss beards do the same thing to men that what push up bras do for women

Ok, here's my pushed up boobs then.

Stanleysteamer · Oct 15, 2022

DanClarke said:
Ok, here's my pushed up boobs then.

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Feck, i love your nips!

Def90man · Oct 15, 2022

DanClarke said:
Ok, here's my pushed up boobs then.

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My boobs are more voluptuous than yours

WhiskyLassie · Oct 15, 2022

DanClarke said:
Ok, here's my pushed up boobs then.

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needs to be the full grabbable beard but thats a start

WhiskyLassie · Oct 15, 2022

Def90man said:
My boobs are more voluptuous than yours

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could your bra cover the paps?

DanClarke · Oct 15, 2022

WhiskyLassie said:
needs to be the full grabbable beard but thats a start

Ooohh you minx you. Beard grabbing leads to dwarf-throwing you know

Def90man · Oct 15, 2022

WhiskyLassie said:
could your bra cover the paps?

I do hope so

WhiskyLassie · Oct 15, 2022

DanClarke said:
Ooohh you minx you. Beard grabbing leads to dwarf-throwing you know

never thrown a dwarf. didn't know it was a thing.

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