I would just like to say

Hippo · Dec 16, 2018

Am oft ter bnq ter get some of them there disposable overalls so I can go int loft ter look fer leaks and damage

tailhook · Dec 16, 2018

Hippo said:
His TV aerial has fell'd oft the chimney and he missed the end of strictly come dancing

LOLOL

Oldseadog · Dec 16, 2018

Hippo said:
His TV aerial has fell'd oft the chimney and he missed the end of strictly come dancing

Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likes wot Ize duz uses!

tailhook · Dec 16, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likw wot I uses!

Used Google Translate and now it all makes sense!

Hippo · Dec 16, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likw wot I uses!

Tis not many who understand the strange tribal ways of northern fekers. I has had to talk to them on ere fer years so eye knows how thems talk tup norf.

tailhook · Dec 16, 2018

Just saw this elsewhere and thought I would share it! Thanks to Andy Birnie for the original.

Hippo · Dec 16, 2018

Bnq have run out of overalls so I had ter go ter Screwfix int stead. Got meself one of thems pencils anorl.

Hippo · Dec 16, 2018

I hear someones windscreen wiper keeps fallin oft when it gets wet. Tis a harsh world out there tratterers. Be careful.

Hippo · Dec 16, 2018

Apprentice final tonight

Dippypud · Dec 16, 2018

Hippo said:
I hear someones windscreen wiper keeps fallin oft when it gets wet. Tis a harsh world out there tratterers. Be careful.

Me rear winda wiper has packed in on the Nissan Note ... kin short wires ...

Hicap phill · Dec 16, 2018

A cyclist winning the sports personality award .

Shimsteriom · Dec 16, 2018

Never heard of the bloke before, so he can't have that much of a personality.

Hicap phill · Dec 16, 2018

better than a footy star wining

Dippypud · Dec 16, 2018

The birthday Jamesons is going down well ...

I appologise in advance for anyhting I say that may offend anyone ... if it does ... tough shite you'll get over it ...

Hippo · Dec 17, 2018

Hippo said:
Apprentice final tonight

Did yer fall asleep and miss the second arf?

Hippo · Dec 17, 2018

Hippo said:
Did yer fall asleep and miss the second arf?

Yup

Hippo · Dec 17, 2018

Dippypud said:
Me rear winda wiper has packed in on the Nissan Note ... kin short wires ...

Yer be the second one then. The tratterer I was thinking about has gone very quiet ont subject. Bits falling oft when wet...

Hippo · Dec 17, 2018

Hicap phill said:
A cyclist winning the sports personality award .

Did he turn up wearing lycra and moaning about motor vehicle drivers he cut up and undertook not giving him enough rope, shorry space, while playing back his latest video to put ont you tube of said bicycling near miss?

Hippo · Dec 17, 2018

Shimsteriom said:
Never heard of the bloke before, so he can't have that much of a personality.

If he's a bicyclist he's probably got a pedal lose

Dippypud · Dec 17, 2018

Mornin' all

I would just like to say

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