I would just like to say

v8250 · Dec 12, 2021

Last night met a fine girl for a date in Oxford. Had a great time not leaving restaurant 'til midnight. She arrived with big smiles as had just bought a brand new Evoque...!! Have to say I really like the very latest Evoque, not for me, for their design lines and this was in a very attractive blue-grey colour with super duper alloy wheels. Had a look inside...the thing lights up like a Christmas tree with ignition on...similar to the 69 amigos. Apparently JLR now offer client training days to learn what all the soft function buttons do [utterly ridiculous].

We said our gone midnight under the mistletoe goodbyes and I headed home. Came off A34, heading along local country B road and noticed a Rozzer mobile parked nose-in in a farm yard entrance, slowed down, passed Rozzer mobile and continued on my way. 5mins later a car drove up very close to me and followed for about a mile then it too lit up like a Christmas tree, this time the lights were BLUE !! Indicated and pulled up. Got out of the car to be greeted by a couple of traffic plods. I welcomed their greeting by replying, "Good evening Orificers, is everything okay...any reason why I've been stopped?" They replied they were "Looking for a car..." I thought this somewhat odd and confirmed, "Well you're not having my car...

" They laughed saying it must be another car they're looking for

I wished them a good weekend and a happy Christmas.

Q? Is this the standard of plodding rozzer intelligence these days...going out onto the public highway to look for a car of no name? It's bloody obvious that one would find a 'car' on the public highway. Or, were they just bored and pulled me over for a bit of seasonal fun...?

Wimblowdriver · Dec 12, 2021

Hicap phill said:
Mrs out horse jumping so I have a quiet morning

She must be super fit if she can jump over hosses

Wimblowdriver · Dec 12, 2021

v8250 said:
Q? Is this the standard of plodding rozzer intelligence these days...going out onto the public highway to look for a car of no name? It's bloody obvious that one would find a 'car' on the public highway. Or, were they just bored and pulled me over for a bit of seasonal fun...?

Tis the time of year for polices nabbing drunk drivers. Quiet country lanes used as rat runs from the pub to home is a good hunting ground for plod. If they smell drink on you they dispense with the flimsy excuses for why they stopped you.

kevstar · Dec 12, 2021

Hicap phill said:
My Mrs can’t complain about Motobike….
It’s hers that I take out
I find after 5 mins around Swindon roundabouts your realigned with life & idiots.

At least where @kevstar lives they put marks on the road for the bikes to follow so they don’t hit the walls/barrier/scenery

See its all about safety here, she still aint having it. Think I'll buy a trials bike as my mx bikes are all away
now, she wont moan about that

since they are nice n quiet & I wont shake the neebs windows when its
fired up like most of the toys I have haha

Hicap phill · Dec 12, 2021

kevstar said:
See its all about safety here, she still aint having it. Think I'll buy a trials bike as my mx bikes are all away
now, she wont moan about that since they are nice n quiet & I wont shake the neebs windows when its
fired up like most of the toys I have haha

Done some trials riding & loved it. Better than motocross. Wanted to do some long distance enduro riding… may have to get a trial sidecar out fit for fun. Oh the hi cap can fit a quad in due to the wide tail gate

marjon · Dec 12, 2021

Afternoon folks

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Its orrible ere

, So fire lit early as next few days are supposed to be worserer we will see

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So just about to settle down now in the run up to the F1 should be a good scrap

.

J

marjon · Dec 12, 2021

kevstar said:
See its all about safety here, she still aint having it. Think I'll buy a trials bike as my mx bikes are all away
now, she wont moan about that since they are nice n quiet & I wont shake the neebs windows when its
fired up like most of the toys I have haha

when I take mine out in the summer, If M is in the garden she knows when to get the beer/coffee ready as she can hear me leave the next village away

.

J

v8250 · Dec 12, 2021

Wimblowdriver said:
Tis the time of year for polices nabbing drunk drivers. Quiet country lanes used as rat runs from the pub to home is a good hunting ground for plod. If they smell drink on you they dispense with the flimsy excuses for why they stopped you.

So when I stumbled out of car, large cigar in one hand, danced my way to the boys in blue whilst adjusting my tinselled attire and offered them a swig from extra large hip flask they weren't suspicious??

DanClarke · Dec 12, 2021

@My Old Landy .. I don't know if you have one of these or even have a use for one, but this product caught my eye.

A 5" dividing head for <£250?

There is a review here.

kevstar · Dec 12, 2021

Hicap phill said:
Done some trials riding & loved it. Better than motocross. Wanted to do some long distance enduro riding… may have to get a trial sidecar out fit for fun. Oh the hi cap can fit a quad in due to the wide tail gate

Oh now your just showing off wiv yer wide load carrier

Ive never had a trials bike had a few goes on one iirc it was a beta 300. Im done with quads I had a road
legal one too feckn twitchy & they tramline quite badly so you really need to be on the ball.

kevstar · Dec 12, 2021

marjon said:
when I take mine out in the summer, If M is in the garden she knows when to get the beer/coffee ready as she can hear me leave the next village away.

J

Ive been busted a few times when its quiet the sound travels across the loch & resonates
between the hills

The bikes you can here for miles & miles lol

kevstar · Dec 12, 2021

Home alone today

Im off out to play with landy I might take my motor out for a wee blast

It needs a wash anyway.

marjon · Dec 12, 2021

kevstar said:
Im done with quads I had a road
legal one too feckn twitchy & they tramline quite badly so you really need to be on the ball.

Agree with you about the quad. Dont take ours too far on the road and as its only got a top speed of about 55mph, but still need to be alert.
Ours is mainly used on tracks and around the garden so has good use and fun for visitors who cant ride the XT to get around the local forest

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J

kermit_rr · Dec 12, 2021

Been donated a 'home cinema system'. Blooming useless!! It's actually a dvd player with integrated surround sound. Unless you want to watch a dvd, it's pretty much a doorstop

derwendolly · Dec 12, 2021

v8250 said:
Last night met a fine girl for a date in Oxford. Had a great time not leaving restaurant 'til midnight. She arrived with big smiles as had just bought a brand new Evoque...!! Have to say I really like the very latest Evoque, not for me, for their design lines and this was in a very attractive blue-grey colour with super duper alloy wheels. Had a look inside...the thing lights up like a Christmas tree with ignition on...similar to the 69 amigos. Apparently JLR now offer client training days to learn what all the soft function buttons do [utterly ridiculous].

We said our gone midnight under the mistletoe goodbyes and I headed home. Came off A34, heading along local country B road and noticed a Rozzer mobile parked nose-in in a farm yard entrance, slowed down, passed Rozzer mobile and continued on my way. 5mins later a car drove up very close to me and followed for about a mile then it too lit up like a Christmas tree, this time the lights were BLUE !! Indicated and pulled up. Got out of the car to be greeted by a couple of traffic plods. I welcomed their greeting by replying, "Good evening Orificers, is everything okay...any reason why I've been stopped?" They replied they were "Looking for a car..." I thought this somewhat odd and confirmed, "Well you're not having my car..." They laughed saying it must be another car they're looking for

I wished them a good weekend and a happy Christmas.

Q? Is this the standard of plodding rozzer intelligence these days...going out onto the public highway to look for a car of no name? It's bloody obvious that one would find a 'car' on the public highway. Or, were they just bored and pulled me over for a bit of seasonal fun...?

Sometimes they are on a 'stakeout' following info about a probable 'something' going to happen so they park up to 'watch' on all possible roads which might get used in the 'probable event'. Having so many missing links in their info they sometimes stop a car which just might fit in with what they do know. I hope you are following this.

We had a time when the cops asked us if they could hide and 'stay the night' on our drive (concealed entrance in Berkshire area) as they needed to be ready for action if the possible PO raid took place. It didn't and they must have been frozen solid after waiting there for about 6/7 hours.

Wimblowdriver · Dec 12, 2021

v8250 said:
So when I stumbled out of car, large cigar in one hand, danced my way to the boys in blue whilst adjusting my tinselled attire and offered them a swig from extra large hip flask they weren't suspicious??

Nah. The twenty sov note that was stuck to your driving licence when you handed it over will have put them off the scent

Turktowner · Dec 12, 2021

Just watched my first F1 race for years.
Anybody care to explain wtf that was all about?

My Old Landy · Dec 12, 2021

DanClarke said:
@My Old Landy .. I don't know if you have one of these or even have a use for one, but this product caught my eye.

A 5" dividing head for <£250?

There is a review here.

I have an 8" rotary table with dividing disks. I would like a dedicated dividing head but I have to compromise some times!

Def90man · Dec 12, 2021

Turktowner said:
Just watched my first F1 race for years.
Anybody care to explain wtf that was all about?

There’s a long thread with @Broke Again longing for Max on anything goes

marjon · Dec 12, 2021

Turktowner said:
Just watched my first F1 race for years.
Anybody care to explain wtf that was all about?

Really depends which side of the fence you are on

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For me it was not right, That would have normally finished under safety car.
Michael Masi Will be up for a lot of questions

J

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