I would just like to say

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DanClarke said:
...that a week after my little "drunken tumble" the swelling and bruising is going down and although it feels like I have gone a few rounds with Mike Tyson I am on the mend.

There is a vertical line of bruising down that RH side and it feels like I have been punched on the nose to boot.
But thank goodness this is all that happened. A local lad died after falling and hitting his head just a few weeks ago.
I got off lightly. :)

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Thats heeling nicely, you got off lightly my friend. :)
 
Turktowner said:
Right.
Just seen a nad for a coffee machine that will make you a coffee by askin Alexa.
Course that only wuks if you has already loaded the bastid wif a new capsool.
So you has to load a capsool after you has taken your last coffee outta machine.
Tell you what, why not put a fresh capsool inna machine an press the bloody button an make a bloody coffee when you wants one, only takes a minute!
You know what, this proliferation of "clever" bollix is really gettin on my tits.
"Is clever, so is cool, ergo you wants it, so you wants to spend a ton on a bloody coffee machine!"
I know I'm a luddite Tratterer, but donnez mois un break for Chrissakes.
Some cockwomble behind me last night in a Tesla was so enamoured wif his infotainment screen he nearly ran into the back of me Tratter. Twunt!
Pointless, irrelevant, dangerous...
An don't get me started on super dooper 4k eighty inch tellys.. I int got 4k eyes has I?!


I feels betterer.
Fank you.
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Im glad you feel better after that rant, now where's the 80" Tvs :D
 
Turktowner said:
Right.
Just seen a nad for a coffee machine that will make you a coffee by askin Alexa.
Course that only wuks if you has already loaded the bastid wif a new capsool.
So you has to load a capsool after you has taken your last coffee outta machine.
Tell you what, why not put a fresh capsool inna machine an press the bloody button an make a bloody coffee when you wants one, only takes a minute!
You know what, this proliferation of "clever" bollix is really gettin on my tits.
"Is clever, so is cool, ergo you wants it, so you wants to spend a ton on a bloody coffee machine!"
I know I'm a luddite Tratterer, but donnez mois un break for Chrissakes. I gots a jar of instant anna fuggin spoon!
Some cockwomble behind me last night in a Tesla was so enamoured wif his infotainment screen he nearly ran into the back of me Tratter. Twunt!
Pointless, irrelevant, dangerous...
An don't get me started on super dooper 4k eighty inch tellys.. I int got 4k eyes has I?!


I feels betterer.
Fank you.
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I used to think like that when quadrophonic hi-fi was popliar. No good for me, I've only got two lugs :D
 
Turktowner said:
Goin gratis down the end of your street if history is any guide.. :p
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I just looked oot the windy I fink they are all gone but seen this :eek:
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derwendolly said:
Only two in the house ............... and one in the caravan.:rolleyes:
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I cant use ours as we are waiting for an engineer to inspect ours as the misses called the insurance
& the rude lady tried to fob her off by saying do you know your policy will go up after you claim.:rolleyes:
We have never claimed on the insurance & been with the same company for 16 years, if the lady
was nice she wouldnt have bothered now the misses wants a fight.
(just glad im not on the other side of her lol)
Trading standards involved too, as well as the supplier o_O

Back seat for me :D
 
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