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doriz said:
Starting to get cold out. Very peaceful round these parts until you have a tractor in the adjacent field with a dry PTO whining :D
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This is so funny, we have three working farms and two stables around the village. Without fail the farmers get the tractors out on cold & fresh Sunday mornings, often with PTO's doing Lord knows what. Add to this the neighbour who's obsessed with overpowered over-rev'd Stihl petrol powered gardening equipment :mad:, it's a generally quiet area...even when the local steam traction engine owner standing on his 15ft hot plate goes rolling by - this just as the PTO's are switched off for Sunday lunch :rolleyes:
 
v8250 said:
This is so funny, we have three working farms and two stables around the village. Without fail the farmers get the tractors out on cold & fresh Sunday mornings, often with PTO's doing Lord knows what. Add to this the neighbour who's obsessed with overpowered over-rev'd Stihl petrol powered gardening equipment :mad:, it's a generally quiet area...even when the local steam traction engine owner standing on his 15ft hot plate goes rolling by - this just as the PTO's are switched off for Sunday lunch :rolleyes:
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We live on the edge of a town in the UK, with a bypass not too far away with traffic on it 24/7.
In France we live on the edge of a small village 600 metres up in the mountains.
Which is noisiest at least in the summer?
The French village.
 
kevstar said:
Tin pale means jail, banking in the jail means sticking fings up yer jacksay to hide them. :eek:
Like mobile fones hack saws n stuff lol
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Feck me your world knowledge exceeds mine by a long straw.
All i know about hiding one's worldly belongings up one's jackssy is to do with the peeps who got deported from Frogland to bits of south America right up until quite recently, last ones released in 1953. (Think Papillon). they used to make special aluminium tubes and put everything that mattered to them in those. then insert them where the sun didn't shine.
I read a book a while back, long out of print and they never printed many copies when they did it. I actually had to sign about 23 pieces of paper to ensure I returned it to its owner. Which was all about life as a "bagnard".
Bloody terrible.
And if you managed to live to the end of your sentence, you were slung out of the jail and just left there to serve the equivalent of your sentence again outside of the jail in Guyana.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_French_Guiana.
Sticking a hacksaw up yer bum gives a whole new meaning to reciprocating saw. Especially if you decide to have sex while it is still there.:)
Nevertheless, thanks for the clarification. :):):)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Feck me your world knowledge exceeds mine by a long straw.
All i know about hiding one's worldly belongings up one's jackssy is to do with the peeps who got deported from Frogland to bits of south America right up until quite recently, last ones released in 1953. (Think Papillon). they used to make special aluminium tubes and put everything that mattered to them in those. then insert them where the sun didn't shine.
I read a book a while back, long out of print and they never printed many copies when they did it. I actually had to sign about 23 pieces of paper to ensure I returned it to its owner. Which was all about life as a "bagnard".
Bloody terrible.
And if you managed to live to the end of your sentence, you were slung out of the jail and just left there to serve the equivalent of your sentence again outside of the jail in Guyana.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_French_Guiana.
Sticking a hacksaw up yer bum gives a whole new meaning to reciprocating saw. Especially if you decide to have sex while it is still there.:)
Nevertheless, thanks for the clarification. :):):)
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I think that its the peeps that dont want sex that would shove a blade up there hoop, probably get
turned into a donut if ye didnt lol
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Hey Kev, you on the rum?
i is on the Cognac. Cheap orrible "3 barrels" rubbish.
Saving ourselves for the really decent stuff at Christmas!!!:):):)
Pooch has had a reeely nice dins, specially bought by Wifey when she was out with the gurlz. She seems a lot better!:):):)
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Ive had two, im working in the morning.. Oh Cognac I used to drink that in shots when I was a barman
in spain or anything else that was fired up & down the bar haha

Glad the pooch is better thats good news. :):)
 
kevstar said:
I think that its the peeps that dont want sex that would shove a blade up there hoop, probably get
turned into a donut if ye didnt lol
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Wish I could still get hold of that book.
I'd send it to you.
You'd go grey overnite!
Think if it was me I'd try to catch the worse case of warts I possibly could, like glorious technicolor ones.
God, what a thought!
 
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