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Really? Why?That could put a dampner on the hot tub party
J
Can't think of another toon with "Stella" int title!!!
I would just like to say
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Can't think of another toon with "Stella" int title!!!
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I don’t have a problem but.........
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From the top - Boer war, ww1 naval, ww1 army, ww2 naval, ww2 army, modern stainless and standing on its point- SOE special one. Just part of a small collection. I had another 60/70 more but sold a lot on
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A BIG one.Just wonderin what sort of party you are going to have to celebrate finishing working with your w@nker of a mate.
Bet you can't wait!
I really know what you are talking about re the paperwork too. The officials will be very happy with you, as you won't be fecking around with a dead phone etc. Or running back and forth trying to find bits.
The very best of luck with the trip mate. Hope all goes as well as it can!!
Thanks
.Yes as much as they are on the phone its sometime easier to just say here are all the papers you need
.Now I have to bite my tongue at security after walking past many signs that say " you cannot carry this" and "get ready" they still have to hold up the queue with going back and forward a couple of times
.I will be asleep before takeoff in row 1
Hope there's no feckwits that will wake me from me slumber.J
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That 1m^3 of firewood has been delivered and barrowed around the back of the house & put in the woodstore.
I ache. Thankfully, one of my lads was here to assist.
I ache. Thankfully, one of my lads was here to assist.
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Got me sil's window frame tweaked, glass fitted, glazing beads popped back in and side fascias tailored and installed. Just got the sealant to run round a few edges, and mortar to gob up under the sill. But ----- nowhere around here has got any sea ment . Apparently there's a worldwide shortage of sea ment. (But got a place I can try on saturday (the day after tomorrow for you workers).
. Apparently there's a worldwide shortage of sea ment. (But got a place I can try on saturday (the day after tomorrow for you workers).
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Got me sil's window frame tweaked, glass fitted, glazing beads popped back in and side fascias tailored and installed. Just got the sealant to run round a few edges, and mortar to gob up under the sill. But ----- nowhere around here has got any sea ment
Plenty sea-ment here if you want to pop over and pick up a bag
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How very generous of youPlenty sea-ment here if you want to pop over and pick up a bag
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How very generous of you
I’ll leave a bag at the back door in case I’m out. There are the waterproof plastic bagged type
Really? Why?
Can't think of another toon with "Stella" int title!!!
Hottub and party need a bit more
Stella Mwangi - Stella Stella Stella (Official video) - Bing video
.I do like a sax though
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Heavy old stuff aint it, wood? Take it it is seasoned hardwood.That 1m^3 of firewood has been delivered and barrowed around the back of the house & put in the woodstore.
I ache. Thankfully, one of my lads was here to assist.
how long will that last you?
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Double lickedHottub and party need a bit more
Stella Mwangi - Stella Stella Stella (Official video) - Bing video
How old are you?.
I do like a sax though
J
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If it was that stella playing on my Hi-Fi I'd drown myself in the hot tub!!!Hottub and party need a bit more
Stella Mwangi - Stella Stella Stella (Official video) - Bing video
How old are you?.
I do like a sax though
J
I am 66 and 2/3rds!
I love s
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tell that to all the bits of me that are rusty/arthritic/bald/slow to function
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You forgot leaky
Heavy old stuff aint it, wood? Take it it is seasoned hardwood.
how long will that last you?
A cube is decorative
20-24 ere for the cold season
.But then we don’t have the luxury of that gas stuff
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I read somewhere (yesterday) that the guvmint is to ban the installation of all new gas boilers from 2035 here in the uk. Won't bother me, by then I'll be somewhere quite warm for the rest of eternityBut then we don’t have the luxury of that gas stuff
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Yes, a mix of Ash, Oak, Sycamore and Hornbeam. Its a fair old weight.Heavy old stuff aint it, wood? Take it it is seasoned hardwood.
how long will that last you?
As we have full central heating it gets used more on really cold days/nights Autumn/Winter to add a touch of cheer in the dull afternoon's evenings.I reckon this will last most of the winter. There are 4 "Rows" I can stack floor to ceiling in the little woodshed as it has a max height internally of <5-feet. a width of 4 feet and a depth of 5 feet.
I still had one complete row left over from last year's wood. The main online sellers import wood and 1Metre is about £149. This is a local chap and the 1M was £95.
The nubile lady next door (honestly, I really Would
) asked me what wood it was and looked puzzled when I told her I thought it was "Nudity Wood".I explained that whenever I lit the fire on a cold evening my wife usually found it so pleasantly warm she took all her clothes off and lay on the rug. Talk about "blush". She did laugh though.
I read somewhere (yesterday) that the guvmint is to ban the installation of all new gas boilers from 2035 here in the uk. Won't bother me, by then I'll be somewhere quite warm for the rest of eternity
All I can say is the grubiment better get their act together then if they want to heat all wif electrickery.
What date you booking your eternity party for? I could put it in me diary now
.J
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