I would just like to say

Guid morn

Looks like being a fairly nice day

Being dragged off to IKEA but at least wife will buy me breakfast so.
Then into Breahead shopping center as daughter needs new school shoes etc
Such joy to be had

Not raining, lots of light cloud about but the sun hasn't struggled out of bed yet.
Enjoy your Sunday. Don't weekends go quickly though?

Morning.
Early morning horse transport today. 2 pips to horse event,now feet up for a few hours.dogs asleep so they don’t want a walk yet….
Must catch up on licks…

Stanleysteamer said:

Oh, I read "planner" as meaning some kind of book or phone thing where you planned stuff. Eventually got that you meant "planer".
He really is a cheapskate or lazy ****.
Wot I don't unnerstand is that he is so thick he doesn't realise how thin the ice is that he is skating over with you.
Add it to his bill, and try to stop yourself from punching him out. Altho if I were in your shoes I too would be punching him out and I haven't done that to anyone I worked with for about 48 years.
Don't worry about ranting.
It is far, far better that you rant on here than do him some damage and get yourself in bother!!!

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Ooops spelling, Its not the money this time its the principle, I dont think he can help himself ??
Ive been more than reasonable and kind to him considering. fk him I had another job for him I
just want him out my sight, he's a constant liar he told the customer that he had to go home the
other day to take the dog to the vet as it had a cut paw. I seen his dog walker and guess what
nowt wrong with it. I dont thing ive ever hated anyone until now.

Glasgie said:

Guid morn

Looks like being a fairly nice day

Being dragged off to IKEA but at least wife will buy me breakfast so.
Then into Breahead shopping center as daughter needs new school shoes etc
Such joy to be had

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I cant stand IKEA been twice and twice we fell out haha I fecked off the way I came in against
the flow of miserable husbands getting dragged by the short n curly's through a cr@p shop
knowing at the end of the day you will be building somit flat packed, then after an hour of failing
to get it built you have to give in & use the sh!tty instructions.

Have a nice day

Morning all tis dry n what looks like sunshine in the shire

Not sure what to do first wash my car or have breakfast mmmm feed my face first me finks wiv a fry up.
Njoy yer peeps

Morning All
Lovely nights kip. Best in absolutely ages.
Slept on my back with that orthopaedic pillow cradling my neck.
I went from about 10:30 right through to 07:30 ...Bliss.
No dead hands & arms at all.
And then... I went for second sleeps (on my left side) and within an hour I woke up with both hands/arms numb (right more numb than left).
But of course the Dr. isn't having any of this "self diagnosis nonsense" is he? What does the patient know about what's going on?
Anyway I'm keeping a record of it all, and I have 3 sessions with the back-cracker this week , so I hope for good things.
Have a lovely day.

Could hear a buzzin sound yesdi. Fort it was me phooter burrit stopped. Later ont eye turned ont the light un it were the switch buzzin. Was too late ter mess wivvit so eye turned it oft. This morning eye hassa look un both wires is lose. Tighten up the screws un it be ok.

Still nothing?

doriz said:

Still nothing?

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Are you referring to the lack of shimsterocity on LZ?

I cannot find @Turboman 's agriculture fred.... but I saw this and loved it.

DanClarke said:

Are you referring to the lack of shimsterocity on LZ?

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@My Old Landy

We gets raw milk from a farm near here.
Her majesty likes it on her cornflakes.
Anyway, went yesterday an got more than we expected..

doriz said:

Has he come up for air yet?

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kevstar said:

Id say sorry ive hurt my finger here's the x-ray...

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OMG WTF happend to tuther three!? Bet a power saw was involved.
Still, onna bright side, your love life won't affected [/QUOTE]

Turktowner said:

We gets raw milk from a farm near here.
Her majesty likes it on her cornflakes.
Anyway, went yesterday an got more than we expected.. View attachment 250034

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A drunk dog no wonder her maj likes the milk if it has that effect .

J

Turktowner said:

We gets raw milk from a farm near here.
Her majesty likes it on her cornflakes.
Anyway, went yesterday an got more than we expected.. View attachment 250034

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Thought it were pikeys that threw in a moody dog as part of a deal?

doriz said:

Thought it were pikeys that threw in a moody dog as part of a deal?

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She's a complete sweetheart, biddable , calm and friendly. A bit meek and needy, won't sit for a pic. House training is sketchy. She's got a few days to fit in or she's going back.

marjon said:

A drunk dog no wonder her maj likes the milk if it has that effect .

J

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Highly soporific stuff

Turktowner said:

OMG WTF happend to tuther three!? Bet a power saw was involved.
Still, onna bright side, your love life won't affected

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They were all chopped off so I got the surgeon to stitch all the stubs onto the middle digit

Turktowner said:

She's a complete sweetheart, biddable , calm and friendly. A bit meek and needy, won't sit for a pic. House training is sketchy. She's got a few days to fit in or she's going back.

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Can you take wifes back