I would just like to say

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Lucky you having a wee dram in the pub, my cottage used to be an pub back in the 1800s
the way the misses pours drinks it still feels like a pub lol
Show her the proper way to use a measure.
Put a glass down on the table, put the measure on the table next to it, then tell her that when the rum in the glass is at the same level as the measure, she has got it right!;):D
 
@derwendolly take note! Mebbe this is the way to catch them. espsshully as you have two doggies if memory serves!:):):)
I know that I had one come into the kitchen - it obviously saw the dog's dinner on the floor through the patio doors and decided on a self service. My problem is that the dogs would not try to catch them! If it came towards him then the big one would chase it but the wee one would just run and hide 'cos he is very frightened of them after the experience he had when they ganged up on him outside. :)
 
My method is to fill the glass with spirits until I go "Oh crap, too much" :)
I like the bottle glass and candle method. Lie in bed with the candle on the bedside table, lit.
Pour the drink into the glass keep drinking until you see two candles, then carry on until you see three. Blow the middle one out and go to sleep!;););)
 
I know that I had one come into the kitchen - it obviously saw the dog's dinner on the floor through the patio doors and decided on a self service. My problem is that the dogs would not try to catch them! If it came towards him then the big one would chase it but the wee one would just run and hide 'cos he is very frightened of them after the experience he had when they ganged up on him outside. :)
Oh yur, forgot that!:(:(:(
Our doggies just play with birds, even have taken young chicks out of their mouths alive. They are bred to be soft mouthed and they sure are.
Back to the drawing board!:(:(:(
 
I like the bottle glass and candle method. Lie in bed with the candle on the bedside table, lit.
Pour the drink into the glass keep drinking until you see two candles, then carry on until you see three. Blow the middle one out and go to sleep!;););)

Oh yer thats wot im going to say, here...blow the middle candle :D:D
 
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