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I do remember talking to a girl about twin carbs and being told I was "boring".
I didn't last long!
Corrected for ye
I would just like to say
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Corrected for ye
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Cheeky feck!Corrected for ye
and no I did actually blow her out, but it wasn't cos of that it was cos she was bossy.
As so many......(sigh).
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Haven't seen the grandkids in a while then?Whenever I leave Wimblowdriver Towers I am at risk of being arrested for vagrancy. But I have socks fit to meet the queen in - sartorial elegance or what??
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Or did they give you more than one pair!
Mind you, they are a bit "boasty"!
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Whenever I leave Wimblowdriver Towers I am at risk of being arrested for vagrancy. But I have socks fit to meet the queen in - sartorial elegance or what??
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Age 6 to 12 haha you aint a fkn hobbit then lol Big man
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Sun's come out!
(Tis news, believe me!)
(Tis news, believe me!)
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Age 6 to 12 haha you aint a fkn hobbit then lol Big man
Feckin laughed at that an all!!!
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Sun's come out!
(Tis news, believe me!)
Tis oot here too fink the mrs wants to go out fink I'll take the D1
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Some would like that
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Mind you the very last straw was when she said to me, very loudly, in a pub with quite a few peeps in "You only come over here at the weekend for a fuck!" (Spoken in her posh, cut-glass accent)Yes we know
At which point I got up and walked out.
Perfect!
(This was my technique for dumping a female. Make sure a row "happens" then either walk out or tell them, "you're fired")
Mind you, she was right.
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Yeah, well we know the Evostick don't enchant her!Tis oot here too fink the mrs wants to go out fink I'll take the D1
Have a nice drive!
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Have seen pics of Bournemouth beaches, feckin rammed!
So glad we is over here!
So glad we is over here!
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Some of us on here would count that as a flattering mental ageAge 6 to 12 haha you aint a fkn hobbit then lol Big man
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You know I wouldn't want to be on that beach without a pandemic let alone during one!Have seen pics of Bournemouth beaches, feckin rammed!
So glad we is over here!
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Just finished mowing the back garden. I is now f*cked. Nice cold beer and spend the afternoon sitting on my 'arris building a NAS.
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Some of us on here would count that as a flattering mental age
Haha think its just a normal male trait being a big kid
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Im off oot see yezz
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My thoughts entirely, we haven't been there even in the winter for a decade or two now!
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