I would just like to say

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Coley53 said:
Have you actually smoked one of those? Absolutely disgusting, nearly as bad as Camels…
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Black tobacco is a bit of an acquired taste. I have never been a smoker who is hooked on the weed but Gitanes and Gauloises are, or were, so typically French that when I lived over there I did smoke the odd pack.
Had a funny experience once, met a blonde in a night club, smelt very fragrant went back to her place, kissed her and nearly threw up.
Altho her place didn't smell of smoke, her mouth tasted like the worst of dirty ashtrays. there being no doubt that she did smoke black tabs. Made sure that I didn't kiss her, well, on the mouth, for the next 12 hours or so!;)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Black tobacco is a bit of an acquired taste. I have never been a smoker who is hooked on the weed but Gitanes and Gauloises are, or were, so typically French that when I lived over there I did smoke the odd pack.
Had a funny experience once, met a blonde in a night club, smelt very fragrant went back to her place, kissed her and nearly threw up.
Altho her place didn't smell of smoke, her mouth tasted like the worst of dirty ashtrays. there being no doubt that she did smoke black tabs. Made sure that I didn't kiss her, well, on the mouth, for the next 12 hours or so!;)
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You managed to kiss her for 12 hours did she have any skin left :eek: Yer an animal.. Stan the man rite enuff lol
 
Well it's been very fine dry hot and no clouds today.
Dogs slept through from 12:30 to 7:50 with no asking to go out and no puddles. Bloody great!
So got up and got on. Wifey carried on with her cleaning while i got onto paperwork. Fecking nightmare, ended up having to ring peeps as the bloody websites are all so sh!te. should have started with that.
Anyway can now access my Frog bank account on line and will be paying the water bill tomoz, hopefully minus the Huissier's bit. ;)
Mucked around this arvo trying to make a huge umbrella fit into the D2 without taking the seats out. In the end took most of it to bits and sawed through the longest tube. all just to take it to the dump tomoz. :rolleyes:
Doggy has an appt tomoz to look at her lump.:(
Managed to find a place that flogs those long tungsten bulbs,
like this:D:D:D
https://www.leroymerlin.fr/produits...VxqfVCh3kYQ1YEAQYEiABEgLGu_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
only 60 w tungsten. and no i didn't pay that price more like 10€s but even so, 4 off to be going on with plus post n packing...:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Why? well the fittings were well cheap back in 2008!!! and we have two under the cabinets in the kitchen!
Moved all the outside furniture outside and cleaned it up. Place looks a bit more normal now.:):):)
Sleep tite folks
:):):)
 
kevstar said:
You managed to kiss her for 12 hours did she have any skin left :eek: Yer an animal.. Stan the man rite enuff lol
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Well done for picking me up on my use of English, should have said "over the next 12 hours"!
Most of it we were asleep but as it was a Sunday the following morn it was nice not having to get up and rush off!;)
and she can't have been hooked on the weed either as she didn't get the urge to get up and spark up once!
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Black tobacco is a bit of an acquired taste. I have never been a smoker who is hooked on the weed but Gitanes and Gauloises are, or were, so typically French that when I lived over there I did smoke the odd pack.
Had a funny experience once, met a blonde in a night club, smelt very fragrant went back to her place, kissed her and nearly threw up.
Altho her place didn't smell of smoke, her mouth tasted like the worst of dirty ashtrays. there being no doubt that she did smoke black tabs. Made sure that I didn't kiss her, well, on the mouth, for the next 12 hours or so!;)
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Never smoked tabs, was a pipe smoker from eighteen, in total 40 years…got some very odd looks in my younger days…but often smoked ‘black baccy’ in the pipe and it tasted nowt like the stuff in the tabs.
Trying to figure out how you avoided kissing her on the mouth and the smooth excuses you must have engendered, I assume you must be a cunning linguist, hor being French and all-;
 
kevstar said:
Evening all.. cr@p wet day for us finished early then the rain stopped bloody typical.
Ah well I was playin in the shed just bought a delwalt impact wrench 1/2 inch job wiv
battery 5ah battery an charger for 160 sovs. :)
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I watched them take a tyre off at quick fit with an air wrench, thought that’s for me, bought the compressor and all the kit then a week later saw a bloke do the same with a battery wrench, cried in the corner, for a wee while, gave the brand new compressor kit to my son an bought a De Walt…..amazing…..when I think of all the blood sweat and tears and failed marriages that could have been avoided if these tools had been available to LR owners years ago.

Though, I have to admit in all honesty, I have done very little spannering since LRs moved from basic NA to turbos and suchlike…that and starting our own business meant we had to leave the grease, grief and pain to others more competent.
 
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