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Glued my shoes back together
And managed to spend most of my Sunday cleaning up the interior of the Daimler..
You coulda done the bliddy seatbelt.
Nice job!
don't bovva going back to work, set yoursel up as a Valeter.
Smells nice..
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Did he learn that trick from you?No chance its making any noise he's got its face duck taped up
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Well all I got was a micrometer
To which you said, "Well finally I have got summat to measure all your penises with!"
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Poor little fing!Bird just flew in to my front window and broke its neck..
Poor greenfinch
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Seems to happen on our patio door when the light is strong on the window at the opposite end of the lounge. but no deaths as yet.
We have learned to draw the curtain on the other window.
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Very common at weekends around kevs neighbourhood!
Aye but you bring all the enter--tainment...
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Just hang a sign on the front door, "no hawkers, no circulars and no Royals."
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One of me Islands webcams captured an image of an white van delivering a load of pizzas earlier to me....
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Fk sake you better upgrade yer solar system to be able to freeze a van load
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Quite!
But a royal pain when they wake you up twice a night to be let out!
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Fk sake you better upgrade yer solar system to be able to freeze a ship load
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Always knew you was a pheasant plucker!
Na im the plucker's son.
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That was cos of what you put in the pipe of peace!!!Well we did have a pow wow, everyone was off there heed
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I fink you're confusing Injuns and Scottish again.
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Well i'm sitting here and there is no noise outside, or flashes of light, but every now and then the lights dim for a nano second.
So I suppose I'll have to unplug the box again.
Pain!
did very little today, it's sundaay innit?!
Managed to mend my new sunglasses, one lens and the stoopid screw fell out when I asked Wifey to get them out for me when we were driving down here. Don't have jewellers screwdrivers here, obvs, so had to improvise. Never wear the blasted things much anyway, makes it more difficult to read the instruments, especially the kph on the speedometer, and even Tom Tom seems dimmer, not that he's very bright at the best of times. He so often wants us to drive off the obviously straight A road route to a place, down some smutty side road.
Got to go to the Hotel des Finances tomoz, if they are open, to stop them sending the bailiff round to collect for the water bills we haven't paid, as Stan made the same mistake as last year, forgot to tell SIVAT (water company) of change of address when we was away!
Always tell EDF and the town hall, for the local taxes, just forget Sivat, their bills being so low.
Thinking now the dog with the lump may have a hernia, it feels a bit like one.
We'll find out soon enough.
You can see why we laugh when we call out place a "holiday home", who does this sort of sh!t on holiday?
Sleep well folks!
So I suppose I'll have to unplug the box again.
Pain!
did very little today, it's sundaay innit?!
Managed to mend my new sunglasses, one lens and the stoopid screw fell out when I asked Wifey to get them out for me when we were driving down here. Don't have jewellers screwdrivers here, obvs, so had to improvise. Never wear the blasted things much anyway, makes it more difficult to read the instruments, especially the kph on the speedometer, and even Tom Tom seems dimmer, not that he's very bright at the best of times. He so often wants us to drive off the obviously straight A road route to a place, down some smutty side road.
Got to go to the Hotel des Finances tomoz, if they are open, to stop them sending the bailiff round to collect for the water bills we haven't paid, as Stan made the same mistake as last year, forgot to tell SIVAT (water company) of change of address when we was away!
Always tell EDF and the town hall, for the local taxes, just forget Sivat, their bills being so low.
Thinking now the dog with the lump may have a hernia, it feels a bit like one.
We'll find out soon enough.
You can see why we laugh when we call out place a "holiday home", who does this sort of sh!t on holiday?
Sleep well folks!
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