I would just like to say

Hicap phill said:

@derwendolly you could rent out the caravan to @My Old Landy
Or charge him to stop in your garden
Double bonus

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Hicap phill said:

@derwendolly you could rent out the caravan to @My Old Landy
Or charge him to stop in your garden
Double bonus

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My Old Landy said:

I have sold my house now the fun begins!

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Wimblowdriver said:

Or pay HIM to go somewhere else

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Hicap phill said:

Good evening.
It’s dry.....
I’m somewhere between Cardiff & Hereford.
Nope I have not seen any signs

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Hicap phill said:

Ooo just had a thought....
Someone is laying a large slab of concrete.
The caravan would be level

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Stanleysteamer said:

fink ther mite be a problum.
I triyd to tag kevstar a wile bak an it woodnt change color!

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Wimblowdriver said:

I've got one of those on the end of each arm

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doriz said:

Completely phooked - rendered a whole gable in this heat, must be stupid. Where is my hand cream

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Stanleysteamer said:

A mate of mine and I once saw a prog where a pilot of small aircraft said that if you stuck your hand out of the window into the slipstream, palm foremost with fingers closed, like you were cupping a wimmins threepenny, it actually felt just like it. and the faster you flew the bigger the boob felt. So we used to walk down the street or sit in a pub eyeing up the wiiminfolk and say to each other "60 knot, that one, eh?" "No, more like 80". Peeps had no idea what we were on about.

So next time you are motoring on a bit, open the window and try it. You'll love it!"

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My Old Landy said:

Not with me in it, I would have to be under the concrete

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kevstar said:

Got a wee rendering job if you want it, well... two drive way walls aboot 3ft high an 100ft long
no more than a mornings work

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doriz said:

50p a mile and I’m in?

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doriz said:

50p a mile and I’m in?

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Shimsteriom said:

But they're only a hundred feet long.

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kevstar said:

Feck... ive just subbed it oot to my mates cuz Dint fink youd want it lol
Ye can come an do ma garage when/if I ever get it through planning needs white chips fired on to it.

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kevstar said:

Wot end

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