Todays happenings.....
1..Removed all tools n cr@p out disco then hoovered n interior clean.
2..Misses said what about mine after id packed up,
ok gear back out an cleaned her mini.
3..Had lunch..misses special detox spicy veg soop cuppa tea n biccy
4..Shaved head
5..Shaved manhood n caught my ball sack wiv clippers fkn squealed like a stood on puppy
6..Drove to Loch Lomond wiv dog n misses for a nice walk, swung into Aldi for a few bits
7..Odrered Indian currys meal deal...spiced onions n poppydoms 2 starters 2 mains rice n nan for 21 quid
8..Home had a scoff n glass O wine
9..Stoke up fire n call my mum n Dad
10.. Rum n coke's n mixed crisps check in here..
fk me these days off are hard work