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Anyone else seen the recent Car SOS where a fireperson with nowt particularly wrong with him got his Lotus Esprit fixed up?
They said the chassis was cr@pm ooops, no it wasn't.
Etc, etc..:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Wonder if i could get a few members of my family to put me forward for a coupla Discos that need attention plus a kit car.
I'll have to start walking with a limp! ;););)

Ive not watched any for a while, think I'll apply too :p
 
Got another one for you..... A lad I know has offered me use of his machines manitou, mini digger, dumper roller ect to hire out to jobs & we will split the cash :cool::D;)
You must have a picture in your loft that looks like Methuselah.
You must also have been a saint in a previous life.
Don't know why you don't just head off to Monte Carlo with a tenner in your back pocket. You'd be bound to come back with a mill or two to treat the mrs! ;););)
 
You must have a picture in your loft that looks like Methuselah.
You must also have been a saint in a previous life.
Don't know why you don't just head off to Monte Carlo with a tenner in your back pocket. You'd be bound to come back with a mill or two to treat the mrs! ;););)

That's a great idea, I did work in Spain for a couple of years..I was working as a greasy monkey
fell out with the garage manager for fixing a black cab, as he didnt want to fix any of them fkn stupid
coont as Glasgow is full of them. Anhoo he started shouting at me an called me a Dick so I punched
him over his desk :oops: an waked out. Anyhoo I said to my brother im going to spain or somewhere for
a laugh, He said fkn great idea he would chuck his job & we will go lol. SO we did....
35 quid plane tickets (one way to Palma) an 60 quid in my sock...
met a blonde bird on the plane & her husband owned an Indian restaurant gave me a job with a free flat :cool::D I got another job on the door of a nightclub then went behind the bar at 12ish till chucking out time....free flat,free food, free booze haha what a time
fkn superb :D:D:D:D Couldnt spend any of my money. ;)
 
That's a great idea, I did work in Spain for a couple of years..I was working as a greasy monkey
fell out with the garage manager for fixing a black cab, as he didnt want to fix any of them fkn stupid
coont as Glasgow is full of them. Anhoo he started shouting at me an called me a Dick so I punched
him over his desk :oops: an waked out. Anyhoo I said to my brother im going to spain or somewhere for
a laugh, He said fkn great idea he would chuck his job & we will go lol. SO we did....
35 quid plane tickets (one way to Palma) an 60 quid in my sock...
met a blonde bird on the plane & her husband owned an Indian restaurant gave me a job with a free flat :cool::D I got another job on the door of a nightclub then went behind the bar at 12ish till chucking out time....free flat,free food, free booze haha what a time
fkn superb :D:D:D:D Couldnt spend any of my money. ;)
All that and you didn't have to get on the spanners!
I bet you got a load of free fanny as well but ain't mentioning it!
It's a miracle you came back!
How many other peeps could punch out their bosses and end up happy and living in Spain for free?!!!
So, big question, what happened to your bro?
Hmmm!
Interesting story!
love it!:):):):)
 
All that and you didn't have to get on the spanners!
I bet you got a load of free fanny as well but ain't mentioning it!
It's a miracle you came back!
How many other peeps could punch out their bosses and end up happy and living in Spain for free?!!!
So, big question, what happened to your bro?
Hmmm!
Interesting story!
love it!:):):):)

Haha a gentleman never tells ;)
We went from Santa Ponza to Tenerife for the winter hols shared a bungalow with a couple
of lads who we worked with in ponza, the place got turned over & only my gear was missing
cash, passport, driving licence ect I suspected one of the lads so confronted them when they
came back from working, one pulled out a knife but I smashed them both until they admitted
it was them who stole my gear but they had thrown it away. Bastids My bro was trying to get
me stop as I probably would have killed them :oops:
Had go to the consulate to sort a temp passport & went home...my bro was seeing a bird
from America so he went off with her for a couple of years. Then ended up in S-Ireland
now hes back here.(wimans trouble) Crazy how things turn out. :confused:
 
Haha a gentleman never tells ;)
We went from Santa Ponza to Tenerife for the winter hols shared a bungalow with a couple
of lads who we worked with in ponza, the place got turned over & only my gear was missing
cash, passport, driving licence ect I suspected one of the lads so confronted them when they
came back from working, one pulled out a knife but I smashed them both until they admitted
it was them who stole my gear but they had thrown it away. Bastids My bro was trying to get
me stop as I probably would have killed them :oops:
Had go to the consulate to sort a temp passport & went home...my bro was seeing a bird
from America so he went off with her for a couple of years. Then ended up in S-Ireland
now hes back here.(wimans trouble) Crazy how things turn out. :confused:
Fascinating!
So that fecked you off enough to make you go home. :(:(
Anyway, as with many of us, the life story could fill a coupla volumes. Would be fun telling it over a few beers!
I reckon having lived abroad for a while makes you have a different outlook on where you come from. ;););)
 
Haha a gentleman never tells ;)
We went from Santa Ponza to Tenerife for the winter hols shared a bungalow with a couple
of lads who we worked with in ponza, the place got turned over & only my gear was missing
cash, passport, driving licence ect I suspected one of the lads so confronted them when they
came back from working, one pulled out a knife but I smashed them both until they admitted
it was them who stole my gear but they had thrown it away. Bastids My bro was trying to get
me stop as I probably would have killed them :oops:
Had go to the consulate to sort a temp passport & went home...my bro was seeing a bird
from America so he went off with her for a couple of years. Then ended up in S-Ireland
now hes back here.(wimans trouble) Crazy how things turn out. :confused:
Thinking about this, you punched out your boss then left the UK. then you punched out a coupla other geezers and ended up back in the UK!!!
Have fists will travel!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Fascinating!
So that fecked you off enough to make you go home. :(:(
Anyway, as with many of us, the life story could fill a coupla volumes. Would be fun telling it over a few beers!
I reckon having lived abroad for a while makes you have a different outlook on where you come from. ;););)

Ah not just that, it was full of drugs an I felt I couldnt trust anyone so I wasnt enjoying being
there so I buggered off home. Got a few cracking stories to tell though haha another time though
it would make good reading for sure lol
 
Ah not just that, it was full of drugs an I felt I couldnt trust anyone so I wasnt enjoying being
there so I buggered off home. Got a few cracking stories to tell though haha another time though
it would make good reading for sure lol
Drugs feck up so much stuff. So glad that, despite having spent 3 yrs in Lunnen where they were rife, they didn't affect me too much. Cannot understand why, if your life is cool, why you need to add the drug element. Give me sex any time. (Ooops, did i say that out loud?!):D:D:D:D
 
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