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I am partaking of a protein bar after my two mile walk ... and a bottle of water from the fridge ...
I would just like to say
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* 'running' ... no, knees say go away, but walking is allowed and my T-shirt came today, so I'm wearing that ...
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Good evening from Stafford.
I hope you are all having a glass after dry January.
I hope you are all having a glass after dry January.
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Long, long ago.... things used to be made to perform their function well and to last a long time. My 46 year old electric shaver (that was bought as a Christmas present for me in 1974) is still working just fine. Foils & cutter heads are getting scarcer and harder to find, but this thing just keeps on going. I think it was extravagantly expensive at over £15.00
Ha! Ha! I think I have had my money's worth.
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Swmbo works for a posh couple that has bought an ill advised husky cross (I int happy about the mutts prospects coz they is lazy an feckless, another story).
Aaaanyway, this evenin she says
"Bloody dog ate some lego today"
'Aha! That'll build her up!' says I!!
Hardy har har har!
Alright..
Feckin oft..
Jeez, everyone's a critic..
Bastids..
Aaaanyway, this evenin she says
"Bloody dog ate some lego today"
'Aha! That'll build her up!' says I!!
Hardy har har har!
Alright..
Feckin oft..
Jeez, everyone's a critic..
Bastids..
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Long, long ago.... things used to be made to perform their function well and to last a long time. My 46 year old electric shaver (that was bought as a Christmas present for me in 1974) is still working just fine. Foils & cutter heads are getting scarcer and harder to find, but this thing just keeps on going. I think it was extravagantly expensive at over £15.00Ha! Ha! I think I have had my money's worth.
Looks like my wife's Minge trimmer
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Why do I bothered listing on The Bay of E.
I was selling my sons iPhone 10 for him. I had offers of swaps with cash and a racer push bike.
I had one guy say would I ship it to Africa!
Another asked to send it to a PO Box !
Then a woman asked if its easy to fit new covers to it as she wants it pink and doesn't like the colour it is now!
I then had an Indian lad who did what i call the spaz/chav text writing ask if it would be possible to come to the house and look at the phone last night.
I didn't get a reply when I said save your petrol I have loaded pictures of it on the advert itself.
Took the listing off now as his mate has bought it - thank fook
Never again, never realised there was so many mongs on there
I was selling my sons iPhone 10 for him. I had offers of swaps with cash and a racer push bike.
I had one guy say would I ship it to Africa!
Another asked to send it to a PO Box !
Then a woman asked if its easy to fit new covers to it as she wants it pink and doesn't like the colour it is now!
I then had an Indian lad who did what i call the spaz/chav text writing ask if it would be possible to come to the house and look at the phone last night.
I didn't get a reply when I said save your petrol I have loaded pictures of it on the advert itself.
Took the listing off now as his mate has bought it - thank fook
Never again, never realised there was so many mongs on there
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seriously the indian lad typed his message the same as chav who had a stroke would say it!Coz they got nuffin' better to do, innit ...
One line went something like - Iz da fone in da box ur iz it wiv out box.
I had put in the listing it was boxed and complete
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Smells like it too. She let's me borrow it from time to time, when she's using a weed-whacker to trim her bush instead,Looks like my wife's Minge trimmer
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I knew I'd forgotten NOT to do something ALL JANUARY.
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You have a very nice wife sir - mine would only let me use hers to do her bum hair with as she cannot reach roundSmells like it too. She let's me borrow it from time to time, when she's using a weed-whacker to trim her bush instead,
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You have a very nice wife sir - mine would only let me use hers to do her bum hair with as she cannot reach round
Flamenwerfer.
Everytime...
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There's a misunderstanding here... YOUR wife lends me her minge trimmer (as per my photo and your admission to its identity). It is very kind of her to send it here to me in a ziploc bag so none of the heady aroma is lost en-route.You have a very nice wife sir - mine would only let me use hers to do her bum hair with as she cannot reach round
Tell her "Thanks for the W@nks".
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You are sicker than @Broke AgainThere's a misunderstanding here... YOUR wife lends me her minge trimmer (as per my photo and your admission to its identity). It is very kind of her to send it here to me in a ziploc bag so none of the heady aroma is lost en-route.
Tell her "Thanks for the W@nks".
At least it will be a good covid test for you
Because if you cant smell my Mrs aroma of rotten fanny fishy smell then you have Covid
you have gone up in my estimation - welcome to the filthy mongrel club
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Pussy pruning
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I think maybe she sells it on the side to the general public.You are sicker than @Broke Again
At least it will be a good covid test for you
Because if you cant smell my Mrs aroma of rotten fanny fishy smell then you have Covid
you have gone up in my estimation - welcome to the filthy mongrel club
Its called Surstromming(e) . Apparently she gets it canned and sends it to American cognoscenti "ming(e)"-followers who enjoy its aroma so much.
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