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We had that when I worked on power stations, and guess whose shift dipped for both Christmas and New Year 3 years on the trot!! :(:(
 
With all this summer stuff and fine weather ahead so that us Tratterers can do some meaningful pottering about wiv our loved ones, I am mightily urinated orft because it's estimated that my fourth-time rebuilt wrist might take another six months of physio before restoring a possible 40-50% usage!
This is one not happy bunny, so I'll spend me time here and annoying the intercourse out of you lot ... espeshully Hippypottymouth and Marmalade, coz they sometimes bite :p:p:p
 
Mornin all.
The sun's a-shinin, an it's gunna be a good day for Tratter Ferklin for thems of you wot can, an frustrationings fer thems of us wot can't! ;);)
 
I chased a wonderful younger woman for years, until she caught and wed me (30 years ago)!
Now we share just about everything, including cooking - mine from a tin, and hers from 'fresh stuff'
My previouses were also younger, and all one of them wanted to do was to be a 'W.I.F.E' (Washing, Ironing, Fornicating, Etc.) After 10 years, I was completely wornded out, so she went wiv someone younger!
The first one buggered orft to Oz wiv me best mate, for which I thank him!!
 
I chased a wonderful younger woman for years, until she caught and wed me (30 years ago)!
Now we share just about everything, including cooking - mine from a tin, and hers from 'fresh stuff'
My previouses were also younger, and all one of them wanted to do was to be a 'W.I.F.E' (Washing, Ironing, Fornicating, Etc.) After 10 years, I was completely wornded out, so she went wiv someone younger!
The first one buggered orft to Oz wiv me best mate, for which I thank him!!
lost 1 to a best mate too :confused:--- was the makin of me:rolleyes: as i found a cracker darn sarf wats been the misses now for 20 yrs :D
 
Arternoon anna good Fryday to you all, coz it's fishnchipsnmushypeas day!
Rememer that ower honnor-rariun Hippypottymouth Tratterer can use the paper to glue his doors back on his Gaylanderer, mongst uther fings:p:p
 
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