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Well today has been:
get up (feckin late)
Eat, (Brkfus? Lunch? Feck nose!)
Watch bull**** TV.
Read news on tinternet. borin!
Have drinks. (Yep Dryjanuary only counts Monday to Friday, acksherly not Friday either)
Prepare roast dins (Feck off huge three dinner chicken as when you order it off Waitrose they think your bubble is the size of the O2.)
The roasties have gone on, peas on in 5 minutes.
I'll stop now as I am sure with all this excitement you'll need to catch your breath!
get up (feckin late)
Eat, (Brkfus? Lunch? Feck nose!)
Watch bull**** TV.
Read news on tinternet. borin!
Have drinks. (Yep Dryjanuary only counts Monday to Friday, acksherly not Friday either)
Prepare roast dins (Feck off huge three dinner chicken as when you order it off Waitrose they think your bubble is the size of the O2.)
The roasties have gone on, peas on in 5 minutes.
I'll stop now as I am sure with all this excitement you'll need to catch your breath!