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Can you pour him one too? He says he would like a stiff-one.
I would just like to say
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Shimsteriom
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Sorry, only got soft drinks for guests.
Hicap phill
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Good evening from Kent.
Tv time for relaxation. M25 in the morning
Tv time for relaxation. M25 in the morning
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Hey Dips! Good to Umm see.. Umm hear.. Umm 'thing' from you. Whassup? You've been missed.
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Good evening from Kent.
Tv time for relaxation. M25 in the morning
Hope your tv picks up the soaps
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No I download Netflix for a week.Hope your tv picks up the soaps
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YES it WONT (he said helpfully).
Buggroft. It can snow it's ass oft for me! No snow since 2018.
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Las time we ad snow down ere they called a 'snow day' at wuk.
I went in anyways just for the fun of it..
Then came straight back home again
I went in anyways just for the fun of it..
Then came straight back home again
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Latest in an occasional series. An one fur the ladies.
Who wouldn't want a king size firklover wif nuts?
Who wouldn't want a king size firklover wif nuts?
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An I is putting this ' out there' for anybody as feels they needs it.
For use wif Covidcoppers, ornery uvver arfs, or mardy moggies, whatever..
For use wif Covidcoppers, ornery uvver arfs, or mardy moggies, whatever..
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A very quick canter though the news, Twitter etc reveals more tales of misery. Examples of fly tipping, littering beauty spots and poor Filbert beaten to death
Wtf fkn cowardly bastids id take great pleasure in returning the same treatment to these low life scum
bags poor animal, makes me so angry. I once took a collie dog off a lad who was dragging it with its
lead,the dog wanted a poo so was stopping to try & do its business & he kicked it as I was driving passed I slammed the anchors on jumped out an he tried to square up to me so I just booted him across his knee boom down like a sack of spuds grabbed him by his hair & dragged him a few feet an said so how does it feel ya &^&$%%$££%^&**()_ told him if he reported me id come back to finish him off lol
Took the dog off him & my mate gave him a better life.
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Invite them in then, and have a singalong!Good Mornings
It's wet wet wet out there today and it's not forecasted to change other than becoming heavier later.
Have a good day.
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Nowt appening then?
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It's loading an instagram
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Come on!Oh yeah, make fun of my erectile disfunction
(Sorry, forgot!)
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...and now we know where Clint learned all his stuff!Wtf fkn cowardly bastids id take great pleasure in returning the same treatment to these low life scum
bags poor animal, makes me so angry. I once took a collie dog off a lad who was dragging it with its
lead,the dog wanted a poo so was stopping to try & do its business & he kicked it as I was driving passed I slammed the anchors on jumped out an he tried to square up to me so I just booted him across his knee boom down like a sack of spuds grabbed him by his hair & dragged him a few feet an said so how does it feel ya &^&$%%$££%^&**()_ told him if he reported me id come back to finish him off lol
Took the dog off him & my mate gave him a better life.
good on yer mate!
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...and now we know where Clint learned all his stuff!
good on yer mate!
Think he just shot everyone
I say bring back hanging....In fact my old cottage is where the hangman lived
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Key @kevstar want another good laugh?
We've had the biz with the circoooler saw, now for the Trestles!
With all the messing about, putting them together and making them sit straight etc.
I started on the saw. I wanted to find the box it came in.
Looked all over, house, garage and then the trailer.
Didn't find it but guess what I DID find? in the feckin trailer?
The fecking trestles I thort I had left in France.
Grrrrrrr! Doesn't cover it!
And what is worse is that I'll now have to take them back with me next time we get the chance to go over there!
Can't feckin believe it.
At least my weight has now dropped below 90 kgs, just!
We've had the biz with the circoooler saw, now for the Trestles!
With all the messing about, putting them together and making them sit straight etc.
I started on the saw. I wanted to find the box it came in.
Looked all over, house, garage and then the trailer.
Didn't find it but guess what I DID find? in the feckin trailer?
The fecking trestles I thort I had left in France.
Grrrrrrr! Doesn't cover it!
And what is worse is that I'll now have to take them back with me next time we get the chance to go over there!
Can't feckin believe it.
At least my weight has now dropped below 90 kgs, just!
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Corrected it for you!Think he just shot everyone
In fact my old cottage is where the hangman lives.
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