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It be snowin. Av gorra go food choppin anorl. Me fearlus Freelander will get me there un back int comfut. Av givvun up tryin ter find a winda sqeegee fing that collects condensayshun. Yer after buy er winda vac. They is discountid int currys. So is me woshin machine. But yer can also get the vac int screwd fix fer the same price. Currys un argos av both dropped price of me washer un currys as run oat. So eye as joined argos un that be as far as eye as gottid. Eye as always liked argos as a nippa. They gave me catalogs ter look at the toys. Screwdfix does the same when yer growd up. Burnt 11gig oft me new sim card so far. They did say it wur unlimitid so eye bin testin it wiv sum big downloads.
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Got up early as expected delivery of Waitrose and Wifey is on Zoom with her sewing circle, "When shall we three meet again" Stirring the cauldron. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Think Christmas is over.:(
Going to have a telephone consultation with the doc this pm.:eek:
Trouble is symptoms have changed since I filled in the online consultation form a bloody fortnight ago.
I think their policy is to string things out so long a fair proportion of patients die before they even speak to a doc.
Must change surgeries.
Anyway, is it a huge hernia, an ulcer, trapped wind, a twisted gut or are my troosers simmly too tight?
"Eh doc, you can see my gut down the phone can't you? What ? Prod myself there? Hard? Of course it bloody hurts, what do you think i am? the Karate kid?"
FFS!:mad:
Will keep you amused updated.;)
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Hope you feel better soon! :)
 
Shimsteriom said:
Good Afternoons Everybodies. I have returned :D

Had a cracking day yesterday and many alcohols were consumed topped off with a lovely chilli chicken at the end of the day in a local curry house.

Happy Birthday @DanClarke Have a great day.

Only just back from the hotel so I need to catch-up on the goings on in LZ over the last 24 hours.
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You weren't forgotten they've been looking through the old photos. :D:D:D
 
Today I set out to be a craftsman in the line of Mr Chippendale (the furniture one, not them male strippers wot the wimmins likes). Got an ancient coffee table wot doesn't sit level on its wobbly legs. Inspection revealed the woodwork is a bit dry and has been repaired in the distant past a couple of times so I figured pulling the distortion out with G-cramps might not be a good idea. So I glued a bath tap washer on one of the leg bottoms. Worked a treat :D.
 
Wimblowdriver said:
Today I set out to be a craftsman in the line of Mr Chippendale (the furniture one, not them male strippers wot the wimmins likes). Got an ancient coffee table wot doesn't sit level on its wobbly legs. Inspection revealed the woodwork is a bit dry and has been repaired in the distant past a couple of times so I figured pulling the distortion out with G-cramps might not be a good idea. So I glued a bath tap washer on one of the leg bottoms. Worked a treat :D.
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I was gonna suggest you araldite a house brick to one leg but a washer will do :D
 
Shimsteriom said:
Good Afternoons Everybodies. I have returned :D

Had a cracking day yesterday and many alcohols were consumed topped off with a lovely chilli chicken at the end of the day in a local curry house.

Happy Birthday @DanClarke Have a great day.

Only just back from the hotel so I need to catch-up on the goings on in LZ over the last 24 hours.
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Thank goodness you’re back! You were only missing a day and they all started casting nasturtiums about you! :eek:

I was the only one trying to defend your honour ;)
 
Wimblowdriver said:
Today I set out to be a craftsman in the line of Mr Chippendale (the furniture one, not them male strippers wot the wimmins likes). Got an ancient coffee table wot doesn't sit level on its wobbly legs. Inspection revealed the woodwork is a bit dry and has been repaired in the distant past a couple of times so I figured pulling the distortion out with G-cramps might not be a good idea. So I glued a bath tap washer on one of the leg bottoms. Worked a treat :D.
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Got that off Jay Blades didn't you, gwarn, admit it!
It'll be on TV next, specially as it's a coffee table!:):):):)
 
kevstar said:
Aftermorning ya'll....

@DanClarke appy buff day & have a nice day off ;) Hey @Stanleysteamer hope your ok pal.

Frosty here :cool: off out a walk doon the bonnie banks catch up later.
Have a nice day folks..:):)
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Have had a chat with a lovely lady doc from the Indian sub continent, she has diagnosed either long term Gastritis, or gall bladder.
so I'm off to pick up a stool bucket to fill and then return. to test for the Greek hiding in my gut.
and she will also arrange an ultrasound for the gall bladder,
presumably to see if there is a foetus lurking in there! :eek::eek::eek:
 
Wimblowdriver said:
Today I set out to be a craftsman in the line of Mr Chippendale (the furniture one, not them male strippers wot the wimmins likes). Got an ancient coffee table wot doesn't sit level on its wobbly legs. Inspection revealed the woodwork is a bit dry and has been repaired in the distant past a couple of times so I figured pulling the distortion out with G-cramps might not be a good idea. So I glued a bath tap washer on one of the leg bottoms. Worked a treat :D.
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It'll stop it making that crappy nails-on-a-blackboard noise when you drag around the room anorl.
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Have had a chat with a lovely lady doc from the Indian sub continent, she has diagnosed either long term Gastritis, or gall bladder.
so I'm off to pick up a stool bucket to fill and then return. to test for the Greek hiding in my gut.
and she will also arrange an ultrasound for the gall bladder,
presumably to see if there is a foetus lurking in there! :eek::eek::eek:
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A bit like Dippy then ?
 
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