I would just like to say
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I think, and I am now going to sound a bit OCD here, which I absolutely am not, that if you wanted to really prove a point in the courts, a sample taken could be matched with the dog via DNA. but the problem then would be proving where and when the sample was taken. Cos the other side could say you took the sample from a pooh done and picked up, or etc etc. Video evidence via a third party, etc, so who the heck is going to do that?!
I like the idea of "firing off" a pooh filled bag! Catapult for bait springs to mind!
Re our neighbours I think I might try a variation of your cable tie thing. . Wait till after Christmas when everyone's bins are overflowing then, during the night creep down to where we all put them and cable ties theirs shut.
The bin men would never be assed to do owt about it, they'd just leave it!
Haha the glass bin would be most annoying we only get it emptied once a month..
I like the poo catapult idea but if it went wrong
Sh!t faced would be a whole new meaning 
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I seriously did LOL at that last one!Haha the glass bin would be most annoying we only get it emptied once a month..
I like the poo catapult idea but if it went wrong
Imagine his wife shouting at him, "Don't you dare come home sh!tfaced like that again!
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Sad (of course) but it had to be done. I hope peace & calm is restored forthwith.The Magpie Residence is no more! It is sad but they just had to be evicted if life here in the DD Palace was to function with love and peace all round.
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Ditto!Sad (of course) but it had to be done. I hope peace & calm is restored forthwith.
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We have some charming folks round here that take their little doggies out on walks after dark when no-one is around and they cannot be seen and they just let them foul everywhere and leave it.Thas how eye shpell when im on the Drambuie
Ive had a few people doing exactly that then they were sorry, I was passed a man probably in his 50s
who ignored me as his dog tee'd up in the park then walked away, I went back to the house to get a
poo bag & picked it up then went to find him.....He was talking another man so I walked up an said
excuse me sir & he turned round.... I fired the bag of sh!te off his chest which burst open lol
I told him the next time he does it id ram it down his throat.
I did expect the police but they never arrived.
I did think there could be DNA track n trace system for this. I think it would be an up-lifting job.
It is most disgusting.
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This looks suspiciously like my new mini lathe.
I should get it mounted on the tray on the bench tomorrow and then I can clean it up and do some run-out checks.
Good fun....I hope.
I should get it mounted on the tray on the bench tomorrow and then I can clean it up and do some run-out checks.
Good fun....I hope.
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You just HAD to open it up before Christmas day didn't you! Santa will NOT be pleased!This looks suspiciously like my new mini lathe.
I should get it mounted on the tray on the bench tomorrow and then I can clean it up and do some run-out checks.
Good fun....I hope.
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Now go and fetch the engine hoist and get it onto the bench without waiting for your son!
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I couldnt agree more, I went a forest track walk not too long ago an it takes you down into a stunning
part of the peninsula, loads of so called posh houses omfg dog cr@p everywhere I was stunned.
People are dirty gits, it spoils the walks & I wont be going back. I cant police 2 areas, I might go
private eye an charge the council.
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This looks suspiciously like my new mini lathe.
I should get it mounted on the tray on the bench tomorrow and then I can clean it up and do some run-out checks.
Good fun....I hope.
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Nice prezzy enjoy
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Yes... but.... I need to check its OK and raise any issues with the seller in a decent amount of time before my right to complain/refund runs outYou just HAD to open it up before Christmas day didn't you! Santa will NOT be pleased!
Now go and fetch the engine hoist and get it onto the bench without waiting for your son!
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EGzactly, and how is you going to do that without getting it out andYes... but.... I need to check its OK and raise any issues with the seller in a decent amount of time before my right to complain/refund runs out
(Fink you have 14 days.)
Bet your fingers are itching in Aunty Cipation!
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@DanClarke I'm surprised that you've not gone to bed early so that you can get up early tomorrow and play with your new toy
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Am off to get some kip right now.@DanClarke I'm surprised that you've not gone to bed early so that you can get up early tomorrow and play with your new toy
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Sleep tight and no getting up at 5 o'clock waking us up with your new toy!Am off to get some kip right now.
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G'night All
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Sleep tite folks!
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Sad (of course) but it had to be done. I hope peace & calm is restored forthwith.
I'll have to think of which trees I want to plant that won't be attractive to homeless magpies but will help with climate change.
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Edgar ses er crispmus tree.I'll have to think of which trees I want to plant that won't be attractive to homeless magpies but will help with climate change.
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