I would just like to say

Moor ren durin the nyte, think most fell on us boys walkin ohm vrum pub. Be gloomy turday, be tempted tur stay in comfy bed. No sutch luck.

Wet an windy ere overnite.
Seems to have blown itself out.

I fink the folks in Lymington ad a big party an all ad anogovers.
Not a painkiller left on the shelf in Waitrose, an all the quinoa an caviar has gone too..

Turktowner said:

Wet an windy ere overnite.
Seems to have blown itself out.

I fink the folks in Lymington ad a big party an all ad anogovers.
Not a painkiller left on the shelf in Waitrose, an all the quinoa an caviar has gone too..

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Same 'appened 'ere but now it is calm. The wee one's oot and me the big un's in our pits.
There was an article on the news that said that paracetamol was going to be in very short supply.

derwendolly said:

There was an article on the news that said that paracetamol was going to be in very short supply.

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Best cure for an ed ayk is stub your toes on a bit of furniture. You'll soon forget about the ed ayk.

Us boys be doan to us last 10 boxes uv parrots-eat-'em-all. Us be brakin oat us weelbarrer an off tur Zanesbries fur drugs an potnoodles. Yur can't be tu carevul.

derwendolly said:

Same 'appened 'ere but now it is calm. The wee one's oot and me the big un's in our pits.
There was an article on the news that said that paracetamol was going to be in very short supply.

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I got the last 18 packets frompt sainsberrys.

I have been prepping since 1978. Last year as it became clear my health would make me a poor survivor, we decided to stop and use up our years worth of food, supplies and medicine. Oh dear......

Sun be tup un eye beer wayk. Am just erbowter go int baf then start messin wiv me frog door ter purrem strayte un even int gap. Ah myte garn int loft layta.

Morning All.

A bit of a lie-in this morning (and why-ever not?).
Not a bad looking day out there.

My Old Landy said:

I have been prepping since 1978. Last year as it became clear my health would make me a poor survivor, we decided to stop and use up our years worth of food, supplies and medicine. Oh dear......

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But what will happen when the Zombies start knocking at your door?

DanClarke said:

But what will happen when the Zombies start knocking at your door?

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I will lay down my life so you can escape

It be raynin now so me frog doors int gonna get ha justed.

Three nights off for me, so a bit of old land rover playing is in order

My Old Landy said:

I have been prepping since 1978. Last year as it became clear my health would make me a poor survivor, we decided to stop and use up our years worth of food, supplies and medicine. Oh dear......

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Mistake!

Hippo said:

I got the last 18 packets frompt sainsberrys.

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They is only sposed to let you ave two packs a time.
Did you go in dis guys?

Just spotted a thrush visiting me garding. First one I've seen in years, possibly decades.

Front axle on today

Then i sheared a bolt off rebuilding the hub

My Old Landy said:

I have been prepping since 1978. Last year as it became clear my health would make me a poor survivor, we decided to stop and use up our years worth of food, supplies and medicine. Oh dear......

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I bought a few packets, the poor lass behind the counter refused to sell me more than 8 packets in case I killed myself with them "her words"

Bearing in mind she had scanned atleast a months worth of food through the till!! read the signs woman!!

Anyway.......

Turktowner said:

They is only sposed to let you ave two packs a time.
Did you go in dis guys?

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Ah dint stop ter pay

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Someone's nicked your drain from under the gutter down-pipe!!