Hertfordshire Lanes?????

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We never leave anyone behind. We shouldn't get into a position where people get stuck easily its bad judgement to drive such lanes and these should be left until they are passable without causing damage however fun they are to drive/get stuck in. (Fun police rant over). If you want to get stuck propperly come to a pay and Play with some of us or a competition where there are no Anti's waiting to snap your reg and call the police and slap a section 59 or whatever it is and you end up losing your pride and joy for the sake of some bobbly hat tit and a bad judgement on weather you should or shouldn't drive the lane dependant on what vehicles are going.

If its that bad or some people go out and get badly stuck there are some phone numbers worth keeping that usually come out and rescue people. However it comes at the cost. Usually being seriously laughed at for months or **** taken or at worse case ripped to pieces because they have made a right royal cock up of driving/navigating/judgement. Finally there is the Ryder Cup! this can be gained for most stuck of the year greenlaning or offroading. Nominations have been slow this year but last was Ryder himself, Nelly, or they guy in the disco that cocked up over Hertford way.
 
jai_landrover said:
We never leave anyone behind. We shouldn't get into a position where people get stuck easily its bad judgement to drive such lanes and these should be left until they are passable without causing damage however fun they are to drive/get stuck in. (Fun police rant over). If you want to get stuck propperly come to a pay and Play with some of us or a competition where there are no Anti's waiting to snap your reg and call the police and slap a section 59 or whatever it is and you end up losing your pride and joy for the sake of some bobbly hat tit and a bad judgement on weather you should or shouldn't drive the lane dependant on what vehicles are going.

If its that bad or some people go out and get badly stuck there are some phone numbers worth keeping that usually come out and rescue people. However it comes at the cost. Usually being seriously laughed at for months or **** taken or at worse case ripped to pieces because they have made a right royal cock up of driving/navigating/judgement. Finally there is the Ryder Cup! this can be gained for most stuck of the year greenlaning or offroading. Nominations have been slow this year but last was Ryder himself, Nelly, or they guy in the disco that cocked up over Hertford way.
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Thanks for the info, im sure the Ryder Cup will have my name engraved fairly regularly in future years .. not for getting stuck so much probably for some incredibly blond moment :D:D
 
Right I'm fed up of breaking my bloody roof lights and its not they're expensive just the time refitting new un damaged ones. So I think its time I sorted out a decent wire mesh guard to stop them these damn trees that keep jumping out on me from nowhere taking a liking to my roof lights. OK the last comp was in a wood but still. While I'm sorting the roof rack lights out I may aswell fit the chequerplate Spyderman so kindly sorted me out as it will be far superior to the rotten wet holed wooden top I have currently. Pics to follow next week
 
jai_landrover said:
Right I'm fed up of breaking my bloody roof lights and its not they're expensive just the time refitting new un damaged ones. So I think its time I sorted out a decent wire mesh guard to stop them these damn trees that keep jumping out on me from nowhere taking a liking to my roof lights.
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Forget wire mesh, the trees you were hitting you'd be better off using RSJs on the roof.:D
 
Screwy said:
Yes!! Yes, he can. OK then guys, so how about that weekend 18th and 19th of September for a little trip and nights camping??? (Hotel for the spyderman) :bounce:
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Can't do the Saturday night 18th Sept, daughter's 18th Birthday and family dinner out booked. Can do the day Sat & Sun though, but not late on Sat or I die.
 
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